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Ducati 916 SPS Monoposto: ----------My wife is having an affair with hertennis coach.
Honda ST1100:----- ---- I really do understand the stock market.
1967 Triumph T120 Bonneville ----------If I'd had this bike instead of a Cushman Eagle when I lived at the fraternity house in 1965, I might now be married to a former cheerleader named Veronica.
Harley-Davidson XR1000 ---------All my left shoes are made of steel, andall my motorcycle boots have laces.
Yamaha TZ250 ---------My other bike is a van.
Brough Superior SS100 ----------My mother was an Episcopalian.
Moto Guzzi Eldorado ----------If I'd wanted a Harley, I'd have bought a Harley. But I didn't, and I didn't.
Honda GL1500 Gold Wing Aspencade ----------The wife and I both feel that donuts are an unfairly maligned and under-appreciated source of protein and minerals.
BMW R1100RT ----------The sound system on my bike is permanently tuned to Public Radio, but when I play it too loud I can't hear the cellphone.
Velocette Thruxton ---------I have a professional- quality dartboard in our basement rec room, next to the real ale tapper on the wet bar.
Yamaha V-Max --------I am the only mechanical engineer in our office with a Mohawk hair cut.
Ural Tourist ---------My Yugo is waiting for parts.
India Enfield Bullet --------My 1965 short-wheelbase Land Rover is waiting for parts.
Triumph Speed Triple ------I'm not waiting for any parts. Ever again.
Honda Elite 80 ---------My mom is knitting me a warmer scarf for going to class.
Vincent Series C Black Shadow------ -- If you need to borrow any books or videos on the Battle of Britain, the life of Winston Churchill or Gordon's defense of Khartoum, I have an extensive library.
Honda CBX --------I can pronounce both "Soichiro" and "Irimagiri" correctly. Also I own many valve shims.
Suzuki TL1000R -----Desmo Shcmezmo: I just wanna ride.
MV Agusta 750S -------Our firstborn son is the only Ago Schmiddlekopf in the Milwaukee phone book.
Kawasaki ZX-11 ------I am on my way to our insurance agent's office for a personal conference, during which I will explain everything.
Honda 400F ----------My husband thinks I believe he bought this bike just for me.
Suzuki GSX1300R Hayabusa -------The Honda CBR1100XX was making me late for work.
Triumph Trophy TR6-C -------I have seen "The Great Escape", starring Steve McQueen 27 times. And so have my two remaining friends.
Munch Mammoth ---------I have been fighting a lifelong, losing battle with the Dark Side.
Honda CBR600F2 ----------My older brother is in the Air Force.
Pope 998 V-Twin ----------I am on my way to the annual stationary steam engine and vintage farm implement meet.
Norton 750 Atlas ------I tried smooth and found it overrated.
Harley-Davidson WLA 45 Flathead ---------I am saving for a Stearman.
1952 BMW R75 ----------I show the Luger collection only to a few closefriends who know how to handle them without leaving acidic or saltyfingerprints
Harley FX Super Glide "Night Train": ------There are only six things in my refrigerator, and they are all beer.
Henderson Four -----------My grandson thinks these computers are quite the coming thing, apparently.
Yamaha R1 -------My hair is not actually on fire, it's just a figure of speech.
Maico 360 X4-------- Since the bypass surgery, my dirt riding and energy level have improved tremendously.
Bimota DB3Mantra--- ----- Ducatis are all very well, but I don't find them quite Italian enough.
Moto Guzzi Centauro -----------Sometimes I misspell the word "eccentric" on purpose, just to be different.
Whizzer/Schwinn Phantom: --------I still own my first baseball glove,Warren Spahn-autograph model.
Boss Hoss V8 --------I can curl more weight with one arm than you can move on a refrigerator dolly.
MV Agusta F4 Oro ---------My wife is spending exactly $37,000 on our kitchen, just as soon as she can find a contractor.
Honda Valkyrie------ I tried vibration and lassitude and found them overrated.
Harley-Davidson 883 Sportster ----------I am on my way to the Harley shop to purchase a larger set of pistons.
Buell Thunderbolt -------This big air-cleaner housing is coming rightoff, just as soon as I can get home to my toolbox.
Honda CL77 305 Scrambler ---------My high school letter jacket still fits. More or less.
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