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My brother needs help JOKE BOARD

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    Lifer richw's Avatar
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    My brother needs help JOKE BOARD

    I couldn't hardly help myself to try to answer the other one straight

    so here is the questions again for funny and ridicule the richly deserve

    to copy set LOOK below for MY answers

    Age:
    Gender:
    Marital Status:
    Location:
    Career:

    1. What type/model Motorcycle do you own (Sport, Cruiser, Touring, etc.)?

    2. How long have you been riding motorcycles?

    3. How often do you ride your motorcycle?

    4. Typically, where do you go on your motorcycle?

    5. What do you most enjoy about riding your motorcycle?

    6. Do you ride alone or with others?

    7. What type of clothing/protection do you wear when you ride?

    8. Do you feel that you have a connection with other motorcycle enthusiasts? Explain.

    9. Use one word to describe the way that you feel when you ride your motorcycle:

    10. What type of music do you prefer to listen to?

    11. Is there a difference between Harley-Davidson enthusiasts and sport bike enthusiasts? Explain.

    12. What color(s) do you associate with HD brand?

    13. What images come to mind when thinking of HD?

    14. What textures/materials do you associate with HD brand


    ANSWER SET

    Age: Harley group
    Gender:Male and that only happened once and I was drunk
    Marital Status: Bitch fell off
    Location:Basement
    Career: CPA

    1. What type/model Motorcycle do you own (Sport, Cruiser, Touring, etc.)?

    Harley moving road blocks and parade floats so my friends tell me I am important

    2. How long have you been riding motorcycles?
    Riding my Harley for 2 years when I pulled my equity out of my house so now I am upside down but it seems longer.

    3. How often do you ride your motorcycle?
    More often then the wife that's for sure

    4. Typically, where do you go on your motorcycle?
    To bad bars for geriatric leather squeek contests

    5. What do you most enjoy about riding your motorcycle?

    Holding up those speeder cement trucks

    6. Do you ride alone or with others?
    Me and my Harley friends like to ride in groups of 50 at 10MPH lower than the speed limit

    7. What type of clothing/protection do you wear when you ride?
    Leather Fringe tank tops

    8. Do you feel that you have a connection with other motorcycle enthusiasts? Explain.

    HOGA do not recognize the existents of other motorcycles

    9. Use one word to describe the way that you feel when you ride your motorcycle: KOOL

    I convince myself my life isn't a meaningless farce

    10. What type of music do you prefer to listen to?

    Doors over and over

    11. Is there a difference between Harley-Davidson enthusiasts and sport bike enthusiasts? Explain.

    MIndless loyalty to a fallen God the other is a 2 wheeled vehicles

    12. What color(s) do you associate with HD brand?

    Red white and Black and blue... I hate you all but love my country

    13. What images come to mind when thinking of HD?

    Endless parade of noisy smelling farm equipment

    14. What textures/materials do you associate with HD brand

    All traditional fashion accessories of chain buckles and fringe

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    Re: My brother needs help JOKE BOARD

    oh boy...

    a whole thread dedicated to bashing harleys and harley riders...

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    Last edited by DucDave; 03-04-09 at 10:15 AM.
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    Re: My brother needs help JOKE BOARD

    well the first half is serious

    Age:27
    Gender:m
    Marital Status:bitch never got on
    Location:ct
    Career:guns baby

    1. What type/model Motorcycle do you own (Sport, Cruiser, Touring, etc.)?
    sport RSV mille, honda 919
    2. How long have you been riding motorcycles?
    8years
    3. How often do you ride your motorcycle?
    as much as possible
    4. Typically, where do you go on your motorcycle?
    forward
    5. What do you most enjoy about riding your motorcycle?
    no phone calls
    6. Do you ride alone or with others?
    yes
    7. What type of clothing/protection do you wear when you ride?
    trojan mostly, sometimes durex
    8. Do you feel that you have a connection with other motorcycle enthusiasts? Explain.
    everyone but the harley bastids
    9. Use one word to describe the way that you feel when you ride your motorcycle:
    vibes
    10. What type of music do you prefer to listen to?
    loud
    11. Is there a difference between Harley-Davidson enthusiasts and sport bike enthusiasts? Explain.
    yes, hd guys fix, everyone else rides
    12. What color(s) do you associate with HD brand?
    shit brown, god awful orange
    13. What images come to mind when thinking of HD?
    pooper scoopers
    14. What textures/materials do you associate with HD brand
    steel, rusty, heavy, ugly steel

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