BIG PROBLEMS!

[bigred875]

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but
she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a
car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at
all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was.
This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched
the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming
that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my girlfriend. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at
that moment, crouching behind my bike that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and valve cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a shop?

[highsider]

Tie her to the bike and send it off a cliff. Collect insurance money and get new girlfriend.

[Honclfibr]

LIAR! You have an I4, there's no rear head

[capt1014]

Had me right til the end!

[oreo_n2]

Originally posted by Honclfibr
LIAR! You have an I4, there's no rear head

WOW, nice catch!

[MissTwisties]

old joke, still funny.

[Kham]

I can fix it for you. haha...

same oil leak spot kawasucki motor. tighten it down. you can do it.

[Kham]

is it a joke? ok i'll laugh. haha... bastard.

[NinjaSwan]

wow, That is Hilarious!

For those that do have concerns about your missy, seriously consider slipping some of these in her panty drawer.

http://www.forgetmenotpanties.com

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan
wow, That is Hilarious!

For those that do have concerns about your missy, seriously consider slipping some of these in her panty drawer.

http://www.forgetmenotpanties.com

I don't believe that for one second. First of all, let me tell you that a regular watch battery would almost immediatly "felt" thru the fabric. Also, how the hell are you suppose to wash those without damaging it, electronic equipment don't mix with water.

[rebelpacket]

Also, I believe you are married, correct? Another dead giveaway.

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by rebelpacket
Also, I believe you are married, correct? Another dead giveaway.

yeah I am married. But I buy my own panties!! LOL

[NinjaSwan]

It's a hoax like BigRed's cheating wife.

[Ri_De_bike]

Originally posted by bigred875
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roflmao

oil leaks bad um-k.....

[Kham]

i wonder if there is panties like that for the bike so i'll know when it gets stolen and track it.

[NinjaSwan]

Originally posted by Kham
i wonder if there is panties like that for the bike so i'll know when it gets stolen and track it.

that would look great! Bike Panties.

[mikeb]

Originally posted by Kham
i wonder if there is panties like that for the bike so i'll know when it gets stolen and track it.

get lojack

[The Snowman]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan
that would look great! Bike Panties.

You'd wear these with the vests we're getting, right?