Conversation w/ a guy on Lansdown tonight

[Zorlock]

Originally posted by hessogood
The same people sitting by their bike, waiting for a girl to walk by and talk to them. Should have saved 10 grand and got a mail order bride, at least that way they have a chance of getting laid.

LMFAO!!!! Best and most honest post of the week!!!

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by highsider
No, silly, thats what you're supposed to feed them.

You're supposed to feed them?

[OreoGaborio]

Originally posted by Honclfibr
You're supposed to feed them?

LMFAO!!!! Second best and most honest post of the week!!! THEY.... feed YOU!

[a13x]

Heh. The Boston Squid stories I could tell.. could fill a book up
I used to go down the Lansdowne St once or twice a month during the summer. Yea... I lived in Boston and you get bored. So I'd amuse myself by riding over there and just watching the show. Used to hear the funniest things.

None of those guys would really talk to me thou. I wore a leather jacket, race gloves, and rode a Superhawk. Mega-uncool points if you are in the Poser Squid Crowd. Imagine that.

[gmdboston]

After over 20 years of racing, riding and teaching, the best is just asking some squid a question about their bike then listening to him recite the latest ad from sport rider about their bike/tires/helmet and then proceed to lecture me on how fast they are and all about dragging their knee on the street, and how Noooooo body can hang with them any where and "I'm the fastest guy on a 1000cc what ever it is, and next year I'm going take the Penguin School and kick every body's ass...." and then they ask me what I ride and if I want out I just say "motorcycles are dangerous.. I would never ride one" then walk away, or I tell them what I really do and then the best part is all the back peddeling and squirming and wiggling about the 10 minutes of bullsh*t I was just handed.

Deb's "what's with the chicken strips?" was a good one, but I like to give squidward enough rope to hang himself in front all his friends.....just another great drinking story....

[gmdboston]

After over 20 years of racing, riding and teaching, the best is just asking some squid a question about their bike then listening to him recite the latest ad from sport rider about their bike/tires/helmet and then proceed to lecture me on how fast they are and all about dragging their knee on the street, and how Noooooo body can hang with them any where and "I'm the fastest guy on a 1000cc what ever it is, and next year I'm going take the Penguin School and kick every body's ass...." and then they ask me what I ride and if I want out I just say "motorcycles are dangerous.. I would never ride one" then walk away, or I tell them what I really do and then the best part is all the back peddeling and squirming and wiggling about the 10 minutes of bullsh*t I was just handed.

Deb's "what's with the chicken strips?" was a good one, but I like to give squidward enough rope to hang himself in front all his friends.....just another great drinking story....

[breakdirt916]

Originally posted by hessogood
Why bother were those retarded posers that hang out on the corner? You're loosing coolness points just by talking to them.

For posers, and there's nothing worse than being completely ignored the whole night.

You don't make them feel stupid by talking to them, you make them stupid by NOT talking to them.

[gmdboston]

I really don't care what they think it's just funny, you should see it some time. You'll laugh your ass off.

[highsider]

Originally posted by gmdboston
. . . I tell them what I really do and then the best part is all the back peddeling and squirming and wiggling about the 10 minutes of bullsh*t I was just handed.

I would love to see that sometime.

"Well, you know, I'm pretty fast....I think I dragged my knee this one time...."