Dear every cager...

[butcher bergs]

...I'm sorry that I made safe but illegal passes on all 57 of you as I made my way back to Nashua. Problem is, you all drive at 40mph in the 40mph zones but then you decide to do 38 mph even tho the speed limit says 50. In my book, that's just asking to be passed.

Please don't be upset tho, cagers. I'm sure you noticed that I used my turn signals as well as left enough room for all of you to clearly see what my intentions were. Yes, the wheelies weren't totally necessary after I made those passes but I'm trying to win a championship out there and style points are worth double during the weekdays.

In the future, don't be afraid to travel at or above the posted speed limit. Your cage willl safely do 10-over everywhere.....I promise.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

Your friend,

-bergs

[WordTooYoMamma]

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haha yea if i did one of these everytime ive done that...well there would be allot

[LowSider]

Squid!!!!!!


On the motard?

[Jim]

Squid!!!!!!


On the motard?

nope, on a scooter

[butcher bergs]

"The motard"? Didn't we clear this up already?

[LowSider]

"The motard"? Didn't we clear this up already?

I forget, is it you or CEO696969696969 that has the hyper?

[zombie]

Bergs
you tha man
way to go dude

[scottieducati]

That's why you're our #346th sponsored rider.

[butcher bergs]

I forget, is it you or CEO696969696969 that has the hyper?

Oh, I definitely have a Hyper.

That's why you're our #346th sponsored rider.

[Dieseldan]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[G21forme]

Reminds me of my trip back from boston last week, but I'm on a 636 with -1+2 gearing so no wheelies were involved....


p.s. I gotta come see this thing Bergsy

[obsolete]

Good thread, some people get really mad when you do that. It's good to see that you care abut their feelers.

[Stromper]

Perhaps It helps sometimes but I always give a cheery exaggerated wave as I disappear

In Italian Passing and I am better than you is the same word. Smart Italians

[nt650hawk]

Dear Cage,
If you are Texting and/or Talking on the phone and can not keep to the speed limit and/or with the vehicles way ahead of you as you keep falling back expect a fly by.
Signed

[obsolete]

In Italian Passing and I am better than you is the same word. Smart Italians

In Italian, Italian and huge guido douche is the same word. Douche bag Italians.

[Stiggy]

Dear stoned cager,
I love the smell of what you're smoking, really I do. However I do not like the fact that you cannot seem to grasp the importance of a steady speed. Your pace has gone from 30mph up to 50mph, then back down the 30mph in the last 3/4 of a mile. Sorry if I caught you off guard with my loud exhaust as I left you and your stoned ass in my mirrors.

[jamesbernatchez]

I love the rain drivers. OMG, its raining, lets go 15-20 in a 35. That will keep me safe. Dumbasses....

[mojobreakfast]

The same people going 10 MPH under are usually the same people driving with their sun visor flipped down all the time - rain or shine, night or day. Whenever I pull up behind a car with the sun visor down that is a clear indicator a flyby is imminent.

[Evil_Weasel]

i was thinking of doing a "dear cager" post, but than i thought why bother trying to talk to the chicanes.

[Fitz]

Route 3 north between Hudson and Manchester has been awful as of late in regards to folks piling up in the fast lane and leaving the slow lane open. Not sure if it's the construction, the higher population of officers or what but I've had to tap all 360 horses under the hood on more than a couple of occasions. Haven't taken the bike into work yet though.

Fitz

[CBR929RE]

I always wonder what people are thinking every night when there isn't a single car in the left lane and they all block me in the right lanes. Is the lane broken? is there a monster over there that I don't see?

[WordTooYoMamma]

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Route 3 north between Hudson and Manchester has been awful as of late in regards to folks piling up in the fast lane and leaving the slow lane open. Not sure if it's the construction, the higher population of officers or what but I've had to tap all 360 horses under the hood on more than a couple of occasions. Haven't taken the bike into work yet though.

Fitz

i make it a point to pass on the right, then put my blinker on, ease slowly into their lane at a safe distance, then put my right blinker on and move out of the "passing lane"

Most get the picture, others still have their visors down...

[LowSider]

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i make it a point to pass on the right, then put my blinker on, ease slowly into their lane at a safe distance, then put my right blinker on and move out of the "passing lane"

Most get the picture, others still have their visors down...

I have one of these.

[CEO]

I forget, is it you or CEO696969696969 that has the hyper?

Both

[LowSider]

Both