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douche squid with the perfect ending

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    douche squid with the perfect ending

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y&feature=channel_page

    hot judge, idiot squid, awesome ending

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    You're kidding me, right???

    There are 3 other threads featuring this sex offender.



    here's one of the 3: http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...c-florida.html

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    At least this one is hillarious

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    hahaha. i havent seen that one. that is classic. did he actually lift his shirt for the judge? who does that shit?

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Just when I thought it couldn't get any more comical, he does something stupid and dumps his bike. Priceless!

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Quote Originally Posted by BMFR6 View Post
    hahaha. i havent seen that one. that is classic. did he actually lift his shirt for the judge? who does that shit?
    How could you miss that? It's been posted on this forum like 6 times?

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    ooops looks like i offended the repost police.

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    I had never seen that video. That is classic.

    What an asshole.

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    I never saw it...and the ending was fucking fantastic!! What a fucking character. Only would have been better if he did a belly slide and rashed up his tats...and like the head of his small cock. - my wife, as I'm sure most will agree, feels this gent is making up for inadequacies elsewhere. I agree, and know the brain's one of them...

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Quote Originally Posted by catch2otwo View Post
    ooops looks like i offended the repost police.
    I sentence you to kissing Noel's SV tank.

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    lol i love it "200 plus miles per hour"

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Apparently those carload of girls were riding in moms minivan, and not college aged.

    http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=57147

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    its a TV show, the more entertaining the better, they actually promote that shit

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Ok, so I did learn something this time around...




    It seems that CEO03289477612897089 and our boy Vern and distant relatives...





    The sex offender registry has him listed at being 5'3" short.

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Quote Originally Posted by 97BladeRider View Post
    I sentence you to kissing THE FAST SV's tank.

    Fixed it for ya' there Chucky.

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Being from south Florida, I can unfortunately tell you that these retards are everywhere. At least this one is pretty entertaining

    The fact that he's a sex offender absolutely kills me. I swear every time I see something having to do with SOs on the news, my first thought: must be Florida. I don't know what it is about that state...

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    Re: douche squid with the perfect ending

    Wow. That's classic. ...and the judge...hot. Why can't I ever draw a judge like her? I'm always up in front of grumpy old men.

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