Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider:

> The following rules for motorists are so successful in Japan, that
> American motorcycle riders might profitably paste them in their hats.
>
> 1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him
> by or otherwise disrespect him.
>
> 2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
> trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootel
him
> withvigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.
>
> 3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you
> pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.
>
> 4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid
> entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
>
> 5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press
> the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and
> tie up.

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