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    Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    It's on another forum and if you don't want to click the link just see the quote below: http://www.gsxr.com/showpost.php?p=1061174&postcount=57

    If you want to read the whole thread: what to do to my 2007 gsxr 750???

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    i know im not the best rider. I have driven other street bikes its just MY 1st bike i have owned. and use to ride my dirt bikes on the dirt AND sence where i live its in the middle of no where i use to drive my bike on the roads more then the dirt. they handle about the same as the street bikes. they are just lighter and the have lack of get up and go. Compared to a street bike.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    My head hurts.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    WTF is so hilarious about that?

    The funniest thing I've read all day is you saying that's the funniest thing you've read all day. That's pathetic.

    If you think that's funny, you'll cry laughing while reading this one
    http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/gen...d-jackets.html

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Sence really is a funny word, isn't it?

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    Haha give him a break. He's probably like 17.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    And WTF ARE YOU DOING ON GSXR.COM???

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    I believe somewhere in the thread he said he was in his 20's. It's funny because even I KNOW they don't handle alike in the least.

    Also if you read the thread you'd be scratching your head as he is asking things I wouldn't even ask.

    The main question was I what can I do to the motor in my 750 to keep up with the liters coming out of corners onto the straight.

    People suggested Gearing which he said no way to lol. He also said he had 5-7k to dump into his motor and doesn't want to buy a 1k bike because insurance would cost him 3k/yr.


    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    And WTF ARE YOU DOING ON GSXR.COM???
    ws perusing to see what they had for sale and to read some threads. Afterall I do own a GSXR now

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    And WTF ARE YOU DOING ON GSXR.COM???
    Don't tell me you're surprised. Wanna find a tool, look in the tool box.

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    hey now I've not met anyone over there, how am I supposed to know they are all tools?

    seriously is that a bad community to partake in? What about Gixxer.com? probably one in the same?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcrawford View Post
    I believe somewhere in the thread he said he was in his 20's. It's funny because even I KNOW they don't handle alike in the least.

    Also if you read the thread you'd be scratching your head as he is asking things I wouldn't even ask.

    The main question was I what can I do to the motor in my 750 to keep up with the liters coming out of corners onto the straight.

    People suggested Gearing which he said no way to lol. He also said he had 5-7k to dump into his motor and doesn't want to buy a 1k bike because insurance would cost him 3k/yr.
    You realize the link you gave us was a "view single post" link, right?

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    In that case I would extend the swingarm.

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    Ah thanks OreoGaborio I hadn't realized I didn't post both links, post updated.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    If that's the funniest thing you've read all day, then you might want to read more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NobodySpecific View Post
    If that's the funniest thing you've read all day, then you might want to read more.
    hey now it is only 11:19am

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    Oxx sucks

    I would stay away from any gsxr site. And we have a gsxr.
    same here. gixxer.com and GSXR.com are a waste of time.
    there may be like 5% of useful documention or knowledgable users.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    WTF is so hilarious about that?

    The funniest thing I've read all day is you saying that's the funniest thing you've read all day. That's pathetic.

    If you think that's funny, you'll cry laughing while reading this one
    http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/gen...d-jackets.html
    oohh that's a good one.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Thanks guys I will take your suggestion to stay away from those sites, from what I have read on here thus far you guys seem to be knowledgeable and if you say 95% of the content will be a waste I will take that advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcrawford View Post
    Thanks guys I will take your suggestion to stay away from those sites, from what I have read on here thus far you guys seem to be knowledgeable and if you say 95% of the content will be a waste I will take that advice
    bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by NobodySpecific View Post
    bullshit
    Fully expected response.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    The NOS---> one is a good Read too.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigman View Post
    The NOS---> one is a good Read too.........
    That, and the kid who mounted a fender eliminator to his ECU are hall of fame worthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanNicholson View Post
    That, and the kid who mounted a fender eliminator to his ECU are hall of fame worthy.
    THAT was a riot... and what's really funny is that I've seen incidents like that get posted on the net more than once

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