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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    THAT was a riot... and what's really funny is that I've seen incidents like that get posted on the net more than once
    Yea.....thats Prob top of the List

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    200mph with no helmet...Jeebus I hope he duct-taped his glasses to his face.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Two things:

    You want funny? Look up a guy named "Shervin"


    ...and...

    Joe, since you're on WERA now (thanks to Pigman), you should post some of this stuff up there.

    THAT will be some of the funniest shit EVAR!

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by butcher bergs View Post
    Two things:

    You want funny? Look up a guy named "Shervin"


    ...and...

    Joe, since you're on WERA now (thanks to Pigman), you should post some of this stuff up there.

    THAT will be some of the funniest shit EVAR!
    yea I joined WERA to check it out, something wrong with that community too? They have a decent classifieds section

    Seriously though what's wrong with WERA? Same as the other 2?

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    I didn't say anything was wrong with WERA. I said you should post up there more often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by butcher bergs View Post
    I didn't say anything was wrong with WERA. I said you should post up there more often.
    Sorry I try to take everything anyone says on NESR as sarcastic which is why I asked I have yet to spend much time on WERA.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    I was browsing SMJ a couple days ago checking out pics and vids and I stumble across a member there from mass named jcrawford06! FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I was browsing SMJ a couple days ago checking out pics and vids and I stumble across a member there from mass named jcrawford06! FML
    that's not me in all seriousness. I am either jcrawford or jcrawford27, old screen name was idle0ne.

    but thanks for showing you like me! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcrawford View Post
    Sorry I try to take everything anyone says on NESR as sarcastic which is why I asked I have yet to spend much time on WERA.
    Just start posting. It will be beneficial for everyone in that community.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by jcrawford View Post
    that's not me in all seriousness. I am either jcrawford or jcrawford27, old screen name was idle0ne.
    I didn't think it was you, there were no dumb comments added!

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by butcher bergs View Post
    Just start posting. It will be beneficial for everyone in that community.
    Ah there's the sarcasm

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I didn't think it was you, there were no dumb comments added!



    MY GOD for all the shit you guys give me I would never try drilling holes in my frame and adding air vents, or making my own exhaust like ShervinRRR lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcrawford View Post
    Thanks guys I will take your suggestion to stay away from those sites, from what I have read on here thus far you guys seem to be knowledgeable and if you say 95% of the content will be a waste I will take that advice
    Does that mean you're going to post here more? If so, visit those sites all you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Snowman View Post
    Does that mean you're going to post here more? If so, visit those sites all you want.

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    In all fairness to Jcraw, there have been some very informative and entertaining threads tied to his name. Much like a grain of sand in an oyster, a minor irritant can grow into pearls. Without him as a catalyst, there would be fewer opportunities to distill the community's wisdom.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    All in one day - this was awesome!!!!! I have had some run-ins with these same types. I have had everything from an old school HD Shovelhead to GSXR's and FZR's. Never ceases to amaze me the number of people that think they know what they are talking about with motorcycles. Even when you try to educate them - fu'getaboutit. You learn quickly they are just plain ignorant and don't waste your breath. Can be very entertaining too. As were these. Thanks...


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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by 7470racer View Post
    All in one day - this was awesome!!!!! I have had some run-ins with these same types. I have had everything from an old school HD Shovelhead to GSXR's and FZR's. Never ceases to amaze me the number of people that think they know what they are talking about with motorcycles. Even when you try to educate them - fu'getaboutit. You learn quickly they are just plain ignorant and don't waste your breath. Can be very entertaining too. As were these. Thanks...

    The guy who sites next to me at work loves to tell me about his 1600cc GSXR that he used to own. He also thinks that my '97 Monster is with $30k.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Qube View Post
    The guy who sites next to me at work loves to tell me about his 1600cc GSXR that he used to own. He also thinks that my '97 Monster is with $30k.
    hell offer to sell it to him for a great deal of say 15k A fool born every day!

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    you know guys, with all the dumb inane posts that Jcraw seems to put up and all the shit we give him about it. hes stuck it out. weve given people far less of a hard time and had them leave the site within a week. so i think credit should be given where credit is due.
    keep sticking it out kid, youll make it through

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    you know guys, with all the dumb inane posts that Jcraw seems to put up and all the shit we give him about it. hes stuck it out. weve given people far less of a hard time and had them leave the site within a week. so i think credit should be given where credit is due.
    keep sticking it out kid, youll make it through
    I'm not giving up until I am the most loved user on the forum LOL

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by jcrawford View Post
    I'm not giving up until I am the most loved user on the forum LOL
    Shit, thats what Pete said years ago.

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    And look at me now. King of the world.

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    Re: Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    And look at me now. King of my own little world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    And look at me now. King of the world.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZNSaCJiixw

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    Hopefully you tell them to get bent? Oh noez, my account will be static in some database somewhere, making their queries and back ups slower, but somehow I think asking them to delete my account that I'll never use again is a way of telling you your site sucks.

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