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F'ing wonerful

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    So I was just going down 93 south between exits 4 and 5. I was in the left hand lane when all of a sudden I see a ball of fur and my front end starts slapping around. OK so I must have hit something....HARD. It almost tossed me off the bike doing about 90. I pull myself back into position, down shift, slam the gas and get the front off the ground so the bike doesn't go over. I ease it back down and start trying to look at the side of the bike for damage. I couldn't see any but that doesn't mean dick so I pull into the weigh station to get a closer look. I look at the left side and everything is good. I walk around to the right side and see this:


    Half of the left side is gone. Just fucking wonderful. Alright well sitting in the weigh station swearing at the bike isn't going to help me or get me home any soon to start looking for parts. I get back on the bike and go on my merry fucking pissed off way. Now I get just passed exit one when I feel something hit my left leg. Cock sucking mother fucking cunt there goes the left side from the wind and it not being supported at the bottom because the right side is gone. OK so I get off onto 213 to go up 28. I'm sitting at the light examining the damage and I notice when the left side went it took some of the nose with it. I start going up 28 and I'm not sure if it just my imagination or if it happened because some fucking raccoon or possum decided to commit suicide Italian style but I think something is loose in the front suspension. I want to kick every cute little woodland creature I see right in the ball bag now. I hate animals.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Oh wow! Didn't you just buy that bike too?

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Look at the bright side you could have crashed and gotten really hurt, The bike can get fixed. I would be very upset as well but your in one piece.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Quote Originally Posted by MattyC View Post
    Oh wow! Didn't you just buy that bike too?
    I got it towards the end of last season. I've already put more miles on it this year than I did last year.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    Look at the bright side you could have crashed and gotten really hurt, The bike can get fixed. I would be very upset as well but your in one piece.
    I was thinking of putting "Don't say I'm luck to be alive or you could have gotten really messed up" at the end but I decided not to. I'm just too pissed off right now to even think of it that way. Shit it happened only an hour or so ago.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    well then how about this bright side... you killed that furry fucker dead!

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    did u wheelie after hitting it?

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Quote Originally Posted by nilez View Post
    well then how about this bright side... you killed that furry fucker dead!
    I hope I didn't. I would take more pleasure knowing that the little fucking is on the side of the road in pain being picked at alive by crows. I want my shattered fairing to be sticking out of its chest. I'm not bitter about it


    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup View Post
    did u wheelie after hitting it?
    I had to. The bars were slapping all over the place, if I didn't I would have been tossed off the bike for sure.


    I am probably going to take off the half of a fairing I have left and ride the bitch naked until I can get the cash together for new parts. Tomorrow when my head is a little clearer I need to take a look at the front suspension and make sure it is still safe to ride.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Quote Originally Posted by BCT748 View Post
    So I was just going down 93 south between exits 4 and 5. It almost tossed me off the bike doing about 90.
    there's your prblem right there. fairings might have stayed in place going 55 - 65

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBConz View Post
    there's your prblem right there. fairings might have stayed in place going 55 - 65
    The funny thing is that I was doing 65-70 just before it happened. The only reason I sped up so much was because I got a chance to pass a Supra that was driving a little scary for my liking to be around.

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    gotcha. sorry about the bad luck dude. 748's might have plagtics on eBay for decient cash.
    i've just been seeing a lot of idiots on the highway lately, and i just made a bad assumption.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Quote Originally Posted by DBConz View Post
    gotcha. sorry about the bad luck dude. 748's might have plagtics on eBay for decient cash.
    i've just been seeing a lot of idiots on the highway lately, and i just made a bad assumption.
    I already checked on sleezbay for the parts. I don't have the cash right now because the great state of NH makes you renew everything in your birthday month. Next month I should be able to take care of it. I will admit that I do speed, but not at night or on busy roads. There is too much shit in the road, drunk drivers and poor visibility to add to the risk of being on a bike to speed at night in my opinion. I just felt very uncomfortable to be riding near the guy in the Supra. He kept slowing down to get some distance from the car in front of him just so he could mash the gas on top of swerving all over the place. I just wanted to get away from him. I'm starting to cool off a little from it happening. It's no ones fault that it happened so now I just have to pony up the dough and get it back together.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    It sucks when you hit something you don't see or don't have time to avoid. I hit the end of a pipe that kicked up and bent my break lever back around the foot peg. Scared the shit out of me.
    I hope I didn't. I would take more pleasure knowing that the little fucking is on the side of the road in pain being picked at alive by crows. I want my shattered fairing to be sticking out of its chest. I'm not bitter about it
    Glad no animal lovers posted.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Hope this makes you feel a bit beter....

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    #1 reason I'm no fan of riding late at night... sorry to hear. Riding it naked is better than not riding at all.

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    Sorry to hear. Dumb animals. I rarely ride at night but once I was riding some back road that had no street lights. Came over a hill that dipped down afterward, leveled off, then dipped again. Well a flock of geese happened to be crossing the street in the second dip which you couldn't see till the last second. It was like a MSF drill dodgeing cones. I must have scared the shit out of those geese. Heck it freaked me out too.

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    AFFLAAAAAACKKKKKJAFIEOAPFHAPOSHFAO!

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    Thats sucks dicks 100% If you need any help looking over the bike I'll be around
    to help you out if needed. Last week I was on 93 and some guy in front of me almost hit a deer trying to cross the highway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilez View Post
    AFFLAAAAAACKKKKKJAFIEOAPFHAPOSHFAO!
    Ya good call. They were trying to make a claim with me.

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Wow.. sucks.


    I have a nearly complete set of yellow 748 plastics. Nose, both right/left uppers and lowers.

    I was gonna paint them, but I'm not sure when I'll get around to it.

    They're in decent shape... slight rash on the right side but they can easily be fixed.

    Let me know next month if you wanna buy them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilez View Post
    AFFLAAAAAACKKKKKJAFIEOAPFHAPOSHFAO!
    L3uddah, is that you drunk typing on Nilez' computer?

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    Thats what insurance is for

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Dude.....that blows!
    How is the little creature doing?

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    Re: F'ing wonerful

    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    Look at the bright side you could have crashed and gotten really hurt, The bike can get fixed. I would be very upset as well but your in one piece.
    As much as it does suck Doug is right on. Hitting something at that speed and getting tossed would have been fuckin brutal. You got lucky - nice save.

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    Lots of critters have been out at dusk and night lately.


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    Fucking hey Doug, any crash you don't get hurt is ok with me. I saw my new bike smash side down the road then hit the curb & flip & WRECK the other side. But I can get a new bike. My ass hurt for a few days i'm verry lucky.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    Look at the bright side you could have crashed and gotten really hurt, The bike can get fixed. I would be very upset as well but your in one piece.

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