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Never let A Friend use your bike!

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Be smarter next.

    The only person I would let borrow my bike would be the one I would trust with my life.


    Für so einen Tintenfisch haben Sie und Unwissenheit, die nur Überwindung durch Ihren Mangel der Steuerung ist. So Sprung auf Ihrer Mutti und hat eine gute fahrende Zeit, zu jeder Zeit.

    Nicht sehr nett, ein Neuling und Anfang zu sein, begießend Scheiße herum.

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by capt1014
    Be smarter next.

    The only person I would let borrow my bike would be the one I would trust with my life.
    Well said!

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    1) Smack self for lending out your new bike.
    2) Smack said friend for scratching bike
    3) Corn syrup in the gas tank of Eclipse should bring satisfaction....

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    You need better friends.

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by legalspeed
    You need better friends.
    At least friends with mad skillz

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    thats super shitty he lied about it... If you still had possesion of the Eclipse you should have...



    then said, "I dont know what a happened man"

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Kick in the benjamins for busting my whip, or your Eclipse will be pushing up daisys. Word is bond



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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    1.got to home depot
    2.buy 1 bag of lime(2 for 200+lbs)
    3.buy 1 shovel (pointed)
    4.go to said friends house and inform them of your recent purchases
    5.if no response use items 2+3


    and on a side point go hear download firefox 2.0 and use the auto spell check when posting up in forums and help everyones brains

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    Originally posted by fasterthanu and on a side point go hear download firefox 2.0 and use the auto spell check when posting up in forums and help everyones brains [/B]
    John,
    looks like you need to use the checker.

    go hear??

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    thanks for pointing that out captain obvious spelled right ( ) just wrong usage. you would hate to see me without spell checker

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    tyres

    I'd take that POS rice burner and burn the tyres right off it..then I would rotate the tyres and repeat the process of burning them off. Then burn the whole thing. I bet it sounds like someone pulled a string and let go! Stupid ass rice burners.... I bet the muffler is so big you could climb into it....we call those FART CANS! WOO HOO!!!!!

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    get a custom paint job, this gives you that opportunity. then you never talk to him again, thats one person who will never screw you again. just forget about him, not worth pursuing. maybe ask him to pay if he says no walk away.

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    You could get a couple guys and lift it onto the porch!!

    KB


    I can't fuckin belive I keep reading this asshats posts.


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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by fasterthanu
    thanks for pointing that out captain obvious spelled right ( ) just wrong usage. you would hate to see me without spell checker
    Don't fool yourself. We just hate to see you.

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    You suck at life. Why don't you quit?

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by Boss Hogg
    Dont forget why your here rmbbikes!
    Does anyone else lose brain cells when someone repeatedly butchers the English language?

    For fuck's sake, "your" is NOT a contraction.

    We are talking grade school grammar here. Nothing too difficult.

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by 97BladeRider
    Everyone missed the most important point...

    He let the kid ride his bike when he wasn't there to witness it.

    The only way I'd ever let someone ride my bike is if he allowed me to ride his and we rode at the same time. (given that I knew his riding skills in advance)

    After hearing about the Brockton thing though, I don't know if common sense would come into play here.
    I'll be right over, Chuck!!!

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    big sissy's brother?

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    You suck at life. Why don't you quit?

    My dad told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. So I became an Asshole.

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Boss?

    Do you really like being a squid? Don't you know that is NOT a good thing?

    Work hard at MMI. Good luck.

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by Boss Hogg
    I'll be making more $$$ then your average Book smart college student when I finish MMI!!

    Think of something else to bitch about and I will gladly go along with your asshole remarks.
    You're making progress already!!! Keep up the good work! If you want to skip ahead in the lesson, there is a chapter coming up which covers then vs. than.

    Another thing to bitch about is why you always sound like an asshat when you post. Posts filled with things like OMG!!! LOL Stuntahz for life yo! make you sound like an immature twerp. I've never met you but I'd wager that I'm not too far off.

    You would be amazed at how much more respect you would receive if you just turned down the asshat signal flares a little.

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by ZX-12R
    You're making progress already!!! Keep up the good work! If you want to skip ahead in the lesson, there is a chapter coming up which covers then vs. than.

    Another thing to bitch about is why you always sound like an asshat when you post. Posts filled with things like OMG!!! LOL Stuntahz for life yo! make you sound like an immature twerp. I've never met you but I'd wager that I'm not too far off.

    You would be amazed at how much more respect you would receive if you just turned down the asshat signal flares a little.
    See what I mean?

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    i havent been here for the whole convo.. but i would say that KB(rmbikes) is one of the nicest people ive ever met and would help u out if u need it.. it also go for Bill(ZX-12R) he came 2 my house and helped me out on someting for my RC.. so dude... hope this answers ur question... and u kno if u look @ 1/2 my posts i cant spell, and when i spell its like an asshatt but no1 makes fun of me.. dont kno why. mebby its cuz im not a Squid/stunter lata -Smoken

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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by josephd14
    I'll be right over, Chuck!!!
    Sorry Joe, I forgot to mention that the person that would ride my bike wouldn't be known to pull wheelies.



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    Never let A Friend use your bike!

    Originally posted by Boss Hogg
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    Originally posted by ZX-12R
    You're making progress already!!! Keep up the good work! If you want to skip ahead in the lesson, there is a chapter coming up which covers then vs. than.

    Another thing to bitch about is why you always sound like an asshat when you post. Posts filled with things like OMG!!! LOL Stuntahz for life yo! make you sound like an immature twerp. I've never met you but I'd wager that I'm not too far off.

    You would be amazed at how much more respect you would receive if you just turned down the asshat signal flares a little.
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    Ok well I have never said OMG, Stuntahz for life yo, or any of that BS and please do not talk about immature twerps. Look at yourself man, You talk shit all day to people trying to get advice!

    You talk shit about my spelling like its your job to be A complete Asshole and you talk down to a person who has had trouble spelling his entire life because of Dyslexia. Sounds to me like you’re the Immature Twerp..

    You tell me to stop talking about stunt riding and maybe I'll get some respect on here..Ok so do people respect you? Because I can turn into A total asshole and start shit for NO reason if that will get me respect on NESR..But I would perfer to be nice.

    This is to everyone of NESR about the Brockton cycle center thing and all of my posts.

    All of my friends, Family and Every single person I meet tells me I am one of the nicest people they know....So don’t make judgement about someone over what they sound like on the internet...But as we all know everyone likes drama so I will await the next hate post that fallows this reply.. Also I have 2 Questions, ZX-12 are you a good guy in person? Do you just play the internet Asshole or do you play that role all the time? Thanks -Boss Hogg
    Hogg Sorry to hear that you have dyslexia. Spell checks helps alot.
    Stop using it as a crutch we all suck at spelling and punctuation.

    1st, everyone here is an asshole and will berate you as soon as we can.
    2nd I can and will atest to zx-12, being a genuine nice guy.
    If you are as you say you are or what people tell you, you are and are a nice guy RELAX!!
    (don't believe what people tell you)

    Most of us here don't really care for the attitude nor the squidliness of stunters, but if kept in the parking lots I'm sure we can all get along.

    Congratulations on your decision not to stunt on the streets it will keep some more people out of harms way and not just your self. Maybe you could convience your crew to do the same, if they feel the need to do stupid shit on the road.

    Best of luck at MMI!

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    I let my friends ride my bike, & ive been known to ride a friends bike. Remember the rule you bone it you own it.

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