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Funny Helmet Shit...

  1. 04-03-07, 08:56 PM #1
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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    Went out and picked up some dirty helmets for the family. Well, except for the baby...

    Me, large or extra large depending on which one. Ended up with a large HJC, by the way...

    My 6 year old daugher, kids medium. Didn't really matter which manufacturer, she saw a pink one and it was all over. Looks "...just like daddy's, but it's pink so it's just a bit prettier. Can we get me some pink gloves now too???"

    Big Shirl, kids SMALL. And that was after finding a kids small that was small enough for her (they didn't have any extra small). She wanted something more like Tovah's & mine 'cuz they were 'prettier'. Ended up with a Fox something-or-other 'cuz it was the smallest kids that actually fit her...

    The smallest was the most expensive, mine the least. Go figure, huh?






    ...guess ya hadta be there...

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  2. 04-03-07, 08:58 PM #2
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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    By the way: I'm guessing that we'll hafta find Big Shirl some kids sized goggles too, right? Seriously, I'd think that's all that'd fit in the eyeport...

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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    They know you'll be buying a new kid's helmet every season for every kid because they grow so quickly. Charge an arm and a leg to make the big bucks!

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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    Quote Originally Posted by schleppy View Post
    They know you'll be buying a new kid's helmet every season for every kid because they grow so quickly. Charge an arm and a leg to make the big bucks!
    I dunno, man. They say once a kid hits a certain age, their coconuts don't get any larger. Thought it was suprisingly young too...

    None the less, they were all cheapies anyway. Walked outta there spending less than $300...

    Don't matter either way. I'm sure when Tovah decideds pink is no longer her favorite color, we'll be looking for another one anyway!

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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    No the head continues to grow well into your teens. Imagine one of your kids heads on your body, it would be so disproportionate. I think your thinking of the eyeball. Its the same size your entire life.

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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    I thought I was the only one who knew that eyeball fact.

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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    It's a conspiracy Jay. They're messing with you because you are...you know...one of "those" people...

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  8. 04-04-07, 01:47 PM #8
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    Funny Helmet Shit...

    reminds me of those photoshop jobs where they put the adult eyeballs in the baby's head...

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