A lesson on how not to sell a bike.

[OreoGaborio]

Today's lesson: Contradiction......

Spotted an ad for new dirtbikes in the banner of another forum... 150cc dirtbike for $779 brand new... i just had to check it out...

Here's the 200cc version: http://www.scooterdepot.us/details.asp?ProductID=226

there's a bunch of stuff i thought was funny... like, first it says 85mph, then it says 60-70mph, then it says 85+mph... sweet.

further down it says "this is a bike for larger, experienced teens and adults".... oh, but wait... "Perfect for the young beginner or the youngster looking to move up a size." ........ well alright....

One of the best parts was down at the bottom.... "We assume no responsibility for any property damage or to any person sustaining any injury or death as a result of purchasing or viewing any of the content within this web site!"

ouch... I think i hurt myself viewing the content within your website

[breakdirt916]

hmm...looks like they were going for quantity and not quality in that description...

[ancosta]

My favorite feature described:

"Made by professional motorcycle manufacturer "

[a13x]

Speed strong power 85mph

Who the fuck wrote that? The Hulk?


Honestly, who buys that shit? Jesus.