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Joke for the day

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    Joke for the day

    What's the difference between a marshmallow and an RC51??
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    YOU CAN EAT A MARSHMALLOW AFTER YOUR TOAST IT! the tank is the best part lets just say there is a lot of melted plastic

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Boooo HISSSSSS

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    Re: Joke for the day

    wtf happened there & where are the rest of the pics?

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    Re: Joke for the day

    cliffs?

    pics make me sad already

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Yeah, if I take any more pics of the rest of the damage I might have to pop a xanax

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Please no.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Quote Originally Posted by strgt View Post
    Please no.
    Yeah, all I have to say is thank god we left. Why do you think I walked away every time he sprayed ether in the motor. High compression does not work well with ether.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Hey I got a perfect replacement for the guy...

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    Re: Joke for the day

    So , is the punchline that someone took a bite out of the seat ?
    Is that the marshmallo part ?

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Quote Originally Posted by BluGixxer View Post
    So , is the punchline that someone took a bite out of the seat ?
    Is that the marshmallo part ?
    That's a piece of carpet he put over the subframe, If I find anything interesting when I dig into this wonderful charcoal pile, I'll post up a pic.

    Go from working on no bikes to my dream bike extra crispy and a basket case KX85.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    I wonder if your FI system still works ? mmm

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    I hope it does, the cause of the fire was a few elements put together 1-ether, 2- backing out the idle adjustment all the way, 3- holding the throttle wide open while TRYING to crank it over, resulting in fuel coming out the mufflers. I wasn't here when the blaze happened thank god, old timers need to realize we aren't running around with Campbell's soup cans with holes in them any more, we have pumps and injectors moving the fuel.

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    Yeah, I don't trust that ether shiznit.... Either it starts or it doesn't. If you need to use starting fluid then something's wrong and starting it with that isn't gonna fix it.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Oh man If it comes to it, I know someone desperately seeking an exhaust system... GL w/ the recovery.

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