Who named their bike and what's it's name?

**palanon** · 08-09-09, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by R7

pipe down, skippy. That's cute......

**highsider** · 08-09-09, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by R7

Dont worry Mark, I'll bring something to the track that is broken so you can fix it for me.

**LaRNZ** · 08-09-09, 07:48 PM

Marge

**Stan** · 08-09-09, 08:13 PM

Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry9530/4.7.0.151 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

I usually call my bike her or she. Don't really have name yet

**"Dangerous" Dan K** · 08-09-09, 08:22 PM

I call my race bike, an ex500, "The EX". My dirt bike, a KX125, "the KX". My BMX, a DK General Lee (frame anyway, built up) "The General". The trend goes on through all of them. I also named my home. I call it "The house". I'm so original I scare myself.

**DuncanMoto** · 08-09-09, 08:25 PM

My yellow ss1000ds with bikini fairing is Daisy. (as in Daisy Duke)

My sv650 that Noel now owns is called the meat grinder.......... See my avatar for a crystal clear explanation.

Oh and so far the 1098 only has a temporary name which is........ HOLY CRAP!!!

**Priv** · 08-09-09, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by "Dangerous" Dan K

I call my race bike, an ex500, "The EX". My dirt bike, a KX125, "the KX". My BMX, a DK General Lee (frame anyway, built up) "The General". The trend goes on through all of them. I also named my home. I call it "The house". I'm so original I scare myself.

Funny, I call your house east bumfuck

My car is Bojangles, and the bike is the kiwi.

how bout we change this thread to you boys' names for your naughty bits

R7 · 08-09-09, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by highsider

Dont worry Mark, I'll bring something to the track that is broken so you can fix it for me.

Will I have to provide a bike for you to ride as well while I fix yours?

Make sure it's a Yamaha, other brands don't exist in my eyes

**BLACK SQUIRREL** · 08-09-09, 09:40 PM

All my Bikes are named "little billy"

**GixerJockey** · 08-09-09, 09:44 PM

All of my bikes are names "Fuckin' Money-Pit".

**OreoGaborio** · 08-09-09, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by DaSarge

Free Therapy

twat

Two wheeled antidepressant therapy

I don't name my bikes.... They came with a name from the factory.... the only other thing I call them are dirty words.

Sometimes they're bad dirty words... sometimes they're good dirty words

**"Dangerous" Dan K** · 08-09-09, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by Priv

Funny, I call your house east bumfuck

My car is Bojangles, and the bike is the kiwi.

Yeah, I noticed that by how often you visit. You know, it is a good 30 minutes farther than my work, which you seem to have no problem visiting regularly just for lunch. But the house for a day/night/fire/whatever... that extra 30 mins is a real killer. I get it.

how bout we change this thread to you boys' names for your naughty bits

Thinking about it... maybe... should I?... ah, I won't go there

**Sportygurl131** · 08-09-09, 11:46 PM

my bikes name is aurora.. for golden...

**Tigger** · 08-10-09, 01:39 AM

Of coarse my bikes name is Tigger because it look just like a tiger getting ready to pounce, but of coarse if you pull the mirrors back into the windscreen it looks like a scared rabbit.

**Kenn157** · 08-10-09, 03:54 AM

Like I said at the beginning, I never named my bkes either. But now that it has a name... It does get a unique personality thingy or somethin.

**JohnnyX-14** · 08-10-09, 04:55 AM

The "X-14" is silver. During the break-in when I first got to take it from 4 to 8 grand
in 3rd gear at full power, I got such an orgasm that the thought crossed my mind
that I should name this thing "Seven of Nine" because I have to be totally friggin'
insane to be flirting this diabolical piece of seduction.

**highsider** · 08-10-09, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by R7

Will I have to provide a bike for you to ride as well while I fix yours?

Make sure it's a Yamaha, other brands don't exist in my eyes

You wouldn't "have" to, but I surely wouldn't turn down some laps on the Aprilia.......

**nt650hawk** · 08-10-09, 07:13 AM

The race Hawk is called Henry.
here is a hint as to why...
He is a Little, agressive, full of attitude and an underdog willing to do whaterver it takes to get the job done.

**Kenn157** · 08-10-09, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by nt650hawk

The race Hawk is called Henry.
here is a hint as to why...
He is a Little, agressive underdog willing to do whaterver it takes to get the job done.

Thats cool man!

**Kenn157** · 08-10-09, 08:46 AM

Nobodys called their bike BAMF??

**ChrisNoF4i** · 08-10-09, 09:34 AM

I call my bike either 'The Red Dragon' or 'BigRed' depending on my daily testosterone level. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right and you just might get to meet the whole gang.

**Kenn157** · 08-10-09, 09:46 AM

This is great! Gladius is a sword... Sting it a blade!

Sting was forged in Gondolin after which it was lost for a long time untill it was found in the Troll hoard of Tom, Bert and Bill Huggins after they were defeated. Bilbo Baggins received Sting as his sword and carried it with him during his adventures with the dwarves in the Hobbit. Bilbo gave Sting to Frodo to aid him in his quest to defeat the Lord of the Rings. Sam used Sting to defeat Shelob when Frodo was poisoned by her

**6 Fingered Man** · 08-10-09, 10:58 AM

I call all my bikes "you mother fucker" there nick names are "you asshole" or "dick head"... unless they are doing what they should in with case they are all "buddy" or "pall". Oh wait sorry, that's my kids. I don't name my bikes.

**obsolete** · 08-10-09, 11:04 AM

Over 400 pounds, black and 2 big jugs. You figure it out.

**gixxersixxer** · 08-10-09, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Kenn157

Nobodys called their bike BAMF??

I tried to make that my license plate last year and when the town hall lady asked me what it I meant I couldn't think of a lie and apparently that is profanity so I couldn't get it.

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