A reminder if pulled over for speeding

[Sheppo]

Is that your son with his arm around you in the avatar?

hahahah that's Kromz and oreogaborio...

[bostongixxer]

hahahah that's Kromz and oreogaborio...

I knew it was Kromz...just having some fun. Didn't recognize Pete

[Sheppo]

I knew it was Kromz...just having some fun. Didn't recognize Pete

all good !

[GixerJockey]

I'm sorry officer, I didnt know I couldnt do that.

"...and all that came out was...'sometimes you gotta race'"

[SSearchVT]

A Vermont State Trooper pulled me over coming home from work a few years ago. The window is down, my hands are on the wheel in plain site as he approaches the car.

Good Evening, Do you know why I'm pulling you over?

Because I'm an idiot...

He folds at the waist laughing, comes back up - As long as we're on the same page. License, registration, and insurance please.

He comes back 5 minutes later - Verbal warning, slow it down, have a nice day...

[kb1]

I've always been nice, polite, respectful, and they still write me a ticket...

[Woodsy]

I got a catch and release on Saturday too by a NH State Trooper. 93 in Manchester in the new construction area I just came off 101 to 93 south. Here's a run down:

He was on the side of the road out of the car, stood in my lane and flagged me over.

Before I even get my helmet off:

How you doing today officer?

Pretty good. Do you know the speed limit here?

No Sir, I didn't see the last sign.

It's 55.

Do you know why I pulled you over?

[mild laugh] Well sir since you pulled me over for this little chat I was probably going faster than that.

[Laughing] Yea, I got you at 85. It's a nice day, if I was on my bike I'd probably be doing 85 too. You have your license?

Yup, it's in my trunk sir, you mind if I get it out?

Go right ahead.

*takes it and goes back to the cruiser and I take my gear off*

*He comes back*

I'm giving you a warning. Be safe out there. What branch or service were you in.

6 years active Air Force.

Thanks for your service.

And thank you for yours.

*He then yells at the other 3 cars that pulled over when he flagged to get out of here*


Moral: get vet tags and be nice.

Alex ALLWAYS pulls over

[obsolete]

I do, especially when one signals me to do so. :-P

[gixxersixxer]

I've always been nice, polite, respectful, and they still write me a ticket...

Well always help too...a little flirting AND respect goes a long way too

[Kenn157]

How long does it?

[OreoGaborio]

I knew it was Kromz...just having some fun. Didn't recognize Pete

YOU BITCH!!!

[Trouble]

My wife's coworker was pulled over for doing 75 in a 40 on Rt 7 a couple of weeks ago. Long story short the officer reduced the ticket because he was the first motorcyclist that day that didn't run when he turned on the blue lights. The previous 3 bikes had attempted to elude the officer (I don't know if they were successful).

[Nikon]

I see. Perhaps I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. My bad.

no - you're just a dick

[Nikon]

Well always help too...a little flirting AND respect goes a long way too

If a girl hikes up the skirt or lowers the shirt a little and is clearly doing so to try to get out of a ticket - I write em. That shit'll get you no where with me fast. Get bit once and it's a mistake I wont make again.....

[Billy]

I got my first ticket on my bike couple weeks ago. I was completely by myself on a straight away by Umass Lowell. The cops usually hide behind the corner of the building and he's got a perfect line of sight at least a mile down the road. I wasn't aware of this since I'm not from the area.

I was straight up speeding with no excuses. I was ladar'd at 80 in a 40 and my license could have been yanked for doing that. I was super respecful to the cop and did not bullshit him at all. I knew I was going to get some sort of citation where I was going to have to pay a fine, but I told myself if I'm super respectful he might cut me some slack. So basically instead of writing me up for an 80 in a 40 which would have been a $400 ticket, he wrote me up for 60 in a 40 which was $200. It def helps to be polite.

[gixxersixxer]

If a girl hikes up the skirt or lowers the shirt a little and is clearly doing so to try to get out of a ticket - I write em. That shit'll get you no where with me fast. Get bit once and it's a mistake I wont make again.....

I've never done it, no need since I've only been pulled over twice and once was on the bike so there was really nothing I could hike up since I was all covered..but I have plenty of friends that have gotten out of tickets for showing a little skin. Me, I just try to be polite and smile and

[GNTurbo6]

Oh sure, that's all you do when you get down on your knees.

[Woodsy]

I do, especially when one signals me to do so. :-P

that day will forever be in my mind. one of the funniest memories in my motorcycling life. it also aligns well with this post as we were respectful and the cop reduced a 125 in a 55 to 100 dollars and a talking to.

[obsolete]

I never broke 110.

[Woodsy]

I never broke 110.

that is why you were third in line

[obsolete]

that is why you were third in line

Hmmmmm... I have so many funny come backs for this but I will leave you with your own thoughts.

[kb1]

that is why you were third in line

["Dangerous" Dan K]

that is why you were third in line

The way I heard it, when it came time for the line to matter he was either first or not in the line at all, depending on your view

[obsolete]

The way I heard it, when it came time for the line to matter he was either first or not in the line at all, depending on your view

That was one of the comebacks I was thinking of. lol

[gixxersixxer]

Oh sure, that's all you do when you get down on your knees.

You don't have to be on your knees to pray...