How not to "Lay 'er down."

**Garandman** · 04-07-12, 07:52 AM

Cliff notes: 51 yo college football coach lays down his HD with 25yo hot engaged employee on back. Acknowledges "Previous inappropriate relationship."

http://zennie62blog.com/2012/04/06/h...ccident-16455/

What happened to the "half your age plus 7" rule?:evil I guess a $3.5 million salary makes you feel special.

Jessica Dorell, age 25, who by the way is engaged and is scheduled to get married June 9th.

Which spawned a great post on advrider:

Originally Posted by wmax351

I guess in this situation, he lost face.

**Chippertheripper** · 04-07-12, 08:26 AM

Went in too hot, and ran out of talent...on both accounts.

**idratherberidin** · 04-07-12, 08:33 AM

Any pictures of her BEFORE she was busted up in the accident. I see they've made advances in horse face to man transplantation.

**Rambunctous** · 04-07-12, 08:33 AM

**Garandman** · 04-07-12, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by idratherberidin

Any pictures of her BEFORE she was busted up in the accident. I see they've made advances in horse face to man transplantation.

Yes, I forgot everyone here dates supermodels.

**obsolete** · 04-07-12, 09:04 AM

Wait, old rich guys bang hot young chicks? I'm shocked. You can tell, cause this is my "I'm shocked" face.

**Degsy** · 04-07-12, 09:08 AM

Wirelessly posted

Forced to lay it down. Makes me laugh. those are the words of every crashes who doesn't accept it was their fault.

**Quigs** · 04-07-12, 09:20 AM

Aah, open-faced helmets.

/facepalm

Edit: Or /faceroad, more accurately.

**jtryz** · 04-07-12, 05:48 PM

Wow?

**OreoGaborio** · 04-07-12, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by idratherberidin

Any pictures of her BEFORE she was busted up in the accident. I see they've made advances in horse face to man transplantation.

If yer gonna be a doosh at least be an original doosh

I'd hit it.

but because of “sun and wind” he could not manage the turn in the road and tried to “lay his bike down” to avoid an even more severe accident.

I loled.

**Jim** · 04-07-12, 05:59 PM

Would the skid marks indicate that he locked the rear brake?

**OreoGaborio** · 04-07-12, 06:28 PM

He was tryin to get her to back it in

**Garandman** · 04-07-12, 07:25 PM

HD Forums thread.

**OreoGaborio** · 04-08-12, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Garandman

HD Forums thread.

boring.

**breakdirt916** · 04-08-12, 03:51 AM

ha, heard about this

she's sorta hot...not a 10, but I'd giver a 7ish

I'd still hit it

**NPDCPA** · 04-08-12, 07:32 AM

You don't have to limit your harem to supermodels to realize that's a face straight out of Sarah Jessica Parker's immediate family. What's da word I'm lookin' fer?...ummm...buttaface...yeah, that's it.

She's trying to hard with the shoes in that last pic. Still...I'm always up for a challenge. I'd take this one for the team.

**SprintPoser** · 04-08-12, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by Quigs

Aah, open-faced helmets.

/facepalm

Edit: Or /faceroad, more accurately.

I thought the report was that he wasn't wearing any helmet? Either way, I LOL'd.

**e30addict** · 04-08-12, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Garandman

What happened to the "half your age plus 7" rule?

Half + 7? Never heard of it, must be an old school thing. If they're legal and say yes it's game on

**G21forme** · 04-08-12, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by e30addict

Half + 7? Never heard of it, must be an old school thing. If they're legal and say yes it's game on

Agreed

**obsolete** · 04-08-12, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by G21forme

Agreed

How the fuck do you define legal? lol

**SprintPoser** · 04-08-12, 09:33 AM

In most cases, a guy's perspective changes a bit when he has a daughter. Mine did.

**e30addict** · 04-08-12, 09:34 AM

If they can swallow the candy they can have the lollipop.

**obsolete** · 04-08-12, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by SprintPoser

In most cases, a guy's perspective changes a bit when he has a daughter. Mine did.

Good thing I'm planning on all boys, I'd hate to have a daughter and stop liking pussy.

**bstnsboy** · 04-08-12, 09:42 AM

legal consent? http://www.legalmatch.com/law-librar...t-lawyers.html

**SprintPoser** · 04-08-12, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by obsolete

Good thing I'm planning on all boys, I'd hate to have a daughter and stop liking pussy.

I never said you stop liking it, I certainly haven't. It's just your perspective about what is respectful and appropriate that matures. Ah maturity....it actually is a good thing.

So planning on all boys eh? Let me know how that plan works out for ya. I found there's a difference between hopes and reality. I do not regret having a daughter (along with my two sons), and wouldn't have things any other way.

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