Shit people say....

[OreoGaborio]

as a tire heats up then cools down the oil in the rubber will still weep out of the rubber. And depending on how serious you are, inbetween sessions that can be a very bad thing

[xrocket21]

You ever been pushing your bike into a gas station and have someone ask you if you ran out of gas?

[SVRACER01]

this is gonna turn into a similar thread as the ODFU/gixxer.com site threads

[SVRACER01]

You ever been pushing your bike into a gas station and have someone ask you if you ran out of gas?

or "you got a flat tire?"
NO, the other 3 just blew right up.

how bout "it always the last place you look"
NO SHIT, im not going to continue to look for my fucking keys AFTER i already found them

[OreoGaborio]

You mean like this one?
http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...bikes-net.html

[Rossco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmmdz...b8FUAAAAAAAHAA

[xrocket21]

or "you got a flat tire?"
NO, the other 3 just blew right up.

how bout "it always the last place you look"
NO SHIT, im not going to continue to look for my fucking keys AFTER i already found them

its not that stupid/dumb of a question, but in those situations youre already pre-pissed off, so it just isnt welcome.

100 degrees out, trying to hold your jacket, not drop your helmet, and push a 500 lb bike down the road

[RyanNicholson]

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[NobodySpecific]

how bout "it always the last place you look"
NO SHIT, im not going to continue to look for my fucking keys AFTER i already found them

The phrase really means "its always the last place you KNOW to look". For example, say I can remember having been in 5 different rooms since losing something. It must be in 1 of those 5 rooms, but which one? If I have to check all 5, then it was in the last place I knew to look, but it gets shortened to "it was in the last place I looked".

/pedant

[SVRACER01]

dont come in here with you fucking logic!! theres no place for your ideals here!!

[tsorfas]

[Kazinator]

dont come in here with you fucking logic!! theres no place for your ideals here!!

+1

[Eddie]

dont come in here with you fucking logic!! theres no place for your ideals here!!

Ahahahahaha...winning

[Eddie]

My wife was pregnant. So a couple of people asked "what we were having" to which point I replied "a baby".

My friends mother is on the obese side, so someone asked her when she was due...she replied in a couple of months. Needless to say you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you are absolutely sure she is.

[Hammerspur]

How about when you're carrying a helmet down a store aisle and some brain-trust asks "You ride a motorcycle?"

[Kazinator]

How about when you're carrying a helmet down a store aisle and some brain-trust asks "You ride a motorcycle?"

Or when it snows out and co-workers ask (as if they are funny) "did you ride your motorcycle today?"

[SVRACER01]

How about when you're carrying a helmet down a store aisle and some brain-trust asks "You ride a motorcycle?"

+1 used to get that a lot in AZ. i would tell them i drove my NASCAR/Top fuel dragster/funny car/snowmobile to the store

[DucDave]

Got on the train, sat on my newspaper. Guy next to me says "Are you reading that?" I stood up, turned the page, sat back down. "Yep. But you can have it when I'm finished!"

[khuygie88]

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Edit: The only one of these that I have actually ever said was the one about printer ink. If you're ever looking to buy a printer, you can get aftermarket canon cartridges for pretty damn cheap.

[SVRACER01]

Got on the train, sat on my newspaper. Guy next to me says "Are you reading that?" I stood up, turned the page, sat back down. "Yep. But you can have it when I'm finished!"

[SVRACER01]

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Edit: The only one of these that I have actually ever said was the one about printer ink. If you're ever looking to buy a printer, you can get aftermarket canon cartridges for pretty damn cheap.

waiting.....

[Evadd]

My wife was pregnant. So a couple of people asked "what we were having" to which point I replied "a baby".

My friends mother is on the obese side, so someone asked her when she was due...she replied in a couple of months. Needless to say you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you are absolutely sure she is.

there is only one time it's acceptable to ask a woman if she is pregnant - when you see the head.

[TheIglu]

there is only one time it's acceptable to ask a woman if she is pregnant - when you feel the head.

Fixed.

[Mike Qube]

Needless to say you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you are absolutely sure she is.

I won't make that mistake ever again. There was a girl at work who looked pregnant, so trying to make conversation I asked when she was due and she said "I guess I'm due to go on a diet because it's fat, not a baby".

[scubasteveRR]

"I guess I'm due to go on a diet because it's fat, not a baby".

truth!