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I did my best to try to determine who you might be by searching around the internet and decided against my best judgement that I would post on here despite the immature connotations of inadvertently calling you out.
Last night at about 2am and most other summer nights you and your friend decided to do some bike service on Moody street that somehow involved revving your friend's mufflerless PIECE OF SHIT bike to the moon despite it running on 1 cylinder. It was 2am. The repeated restarting and revving will not fix your bike. The bike was backfiring out of the intake valves. Continually restarting the bike and revving it in hopes that a bike that has almost no chance of performing under ideal conditions has managed to magically fix itself is not a solution.
You have the misfortune of owning not only a bike that Liberace himself would not stand for but also one that is unmistakeably a one-off and when I find you (which I will) aimlessly waxing the chrome on your two-ton shitbox in your driveway one day I will make a mental note to spend a visit with my bike every night for a week and give you a wake up call from a bike that not only runs properly but also idles in a way that you don't need to rev it between shifts. (I'm assuming it's not for the attention)
People live on Moody street. It's not a personal drag strip for you to show drunk Brandeis kids that your bike is capable of running a 16 second quarter mile.
GFY and see you soon.
Alex
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Originally Posted by snowborder
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