Accident

[DucDave]

This morning, I was in a huge hurry on my way to work. I couldnt take my bike so I was in my car and I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy."

To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"




(Motorcycle content - It wouldnt have happened if I had been on my bike)

[Awesome]

[Jaynnus]

[The Snowman]

Admit it, you wanted to pull a wheelie while driving your car.

[bmrider]

LOL...

[schleppy]

Wow, just wow. I'm amazed that you could come up with that so fast in such a shitty situation.

*golf clap*

[JohnnyV]

[naked-daytrader]

This morning, I was in a huge hurry on my way to work. I couldnt take my bike so I was in my car and I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy."

To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"




(Motorcycle content - It wouldnt have happened if I had been on my bike)

Coming from you Dave....I just don't believe it, although you did show your funny side yesterday posting that video (that was hilarious)...

[Crash Dummy Denno]

2 days in a row - are you trying illegal drugs?

[jodymac]

thats awesome

[KillBill]

LOL

I wasn't expecting that punch line!

[hambonez]

wow.

This really happened?

[Josephd14]

Sorry to hear of your misfortune Dave, Glad your ok, look at the birght side, you could have been hit in the rear by some guy doing a wheelie..

[smf]

[Currently]

Lemme see if I remember my old George Carlin skits ... "Toledo Window Box"

Happy was on pot, a little hash for a holiday,
Sneezy was into Coke
Grumpy used speed
Dopey was into everything, any old oriface will do,
Doc was the connection,
Sleepy was into reds
and finally Bashful, he didn't need drugs, he was paranoid all by himself!


So which one was it?

Grumpy?

[AndyC]

Ha Ha I got that joke sent to me a few weeks ago minus the bike part.

[virtualbong]

Hahahaha