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Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by pps216 View Post
    the last time i brought my gf to the track she saw the perfect time to go through my phone and see who ive been talking to this all while i was on track racing my bike....unreal
    Get rid of her dude it only gets worse from there. Next she'll be sniffing your balls if you come home 5 minutes late.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by bdawkins20 View Post
    It is Entertaining but I really do have to keep my bitch on a leash.....
    When there's no trust it's over. Been there done that, lesson learned. Just my opinion. every situation is different though.

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    I had something just like that written in my og post up top but erased it in case that was a touchy subject.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

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    Get rid of her dude it only gets worse from there. Next she'll be sniffing your balls if you come home 5 minutes late.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    hahahahahaaa. It's funny cuz my girlfriend is under the impression that most top racers live with their parents. All she tells me after seeing the fast guys/jeff wood is "why don't you lean over more in the turns like that"....ummm, get back to me in 5 years from now and maybe I'll look alittle more decent

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    WOW, bitches be playa hatin'!

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    I believe the term is Pro-Ho?

    This thread legit got me laughing though.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by RyanNicholson View Post
    I believe the term is Pro-Ho?

    This thread legit got me laughing though.
    That or "Racer Chaser"

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    ninja's... all over the damn place

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by RyanNicholson View Post
    I believe the term is Pro-Ho?

    This thread legit got me laughing though.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    That or "Racer Chaser"
    or in the fmx world "ramp tramp"

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by RyanNicholson View Post
    I believe the term is Pro-Ho?

    This thread legit got me laughing though.
    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    That or "Racer Chaser"
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    or in the fmx world "ramp tramp"
    Well I got all the incentive I need to go faster. Keep your fucking trophys.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    keep the trophies...Dollarbill wants that TANG

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    RAMP TRAMP FTW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KB View Post
    Get rid of her dude it only gets worse from there. Next she'll be sniffing your balls if you come home 5 minutes late.

    KB
    yeah since then it has only gotten worse....the funny thing is since not bringing her to the track ive won 3 times haha....

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Eric is married. Don't know if Jeff has married his girl yet. She works on and takes care of his bikes. She's also HAWT !!

    She's also a super sweetie but, I could picture her killin' a bitch with a torque wrench if they got to close. And Cathy would probably help her hide the body.

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    What an unusual thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmracer37 View Post
    What an unusual thread!
    haha

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    double you tee eff???


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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Hit it and quit it.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Rocket View Post
    Hit it and quit it.
    Funny, I didn't know Jeff swung that way. Sounds like you made a lot of women jealous, FWIW.

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    Eric is definitely hotter. His son ain't bad either.

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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by s a x m a n View Post
    Alex will you please page Jeff Wood to log on here for his entertainment purposes
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    Done.

    Quote Originally Posted by seth399 View Post
    hahahahahaaa. It's funny cuz my girlfriend is under the impression that most top racers live with their parents.
    Seth I ever tell you that Michelle has some really odd notions?


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    Re: Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

    Quote Originally Posted by a13x View Post
    Personally I'm a vintage racer chaser
    So does that make me a vintage racer sister chaser?

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