Attention in the haddock

**nmendell** · 06-29-07, 10:38 AM

Heads up -- the MotoGP race is on CBS TOMORROW (from 2-3, I think), not Sunday.

**Crash Dummy Denno** · 06-29-07, 10:42 AM

ehh? me thought it was sunday

baby ruth?!?

**RyanNicholson** · 06-29-07, 11:02 AM

thanks for the heads up....totally spaced it haha

**OreoGaborio** · 06-29-07, 02:52 PM

osnap... totally woulda missed it, thanks

... btw, how the hell did we end up in a haddock?

**Awesome** · 06-29-07, 03:09 PM

Please go to the scales garage meow.

**Johnny B** · 06-29-07, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

... btw, how the hell did we end up in a haddock?

For those who don't know, I was in Bozzy's garage the night before his accident. Jessica, his SO, was busting my chops about the announcements I was making, and she "triple dog dared" me to say "Attention in the haddock!" whenever I picked up the mike. I guess she was in stiches the next morning every time she heard it. I'm continuing to do so in his memory, although I have to cut back a little due to complaints from the humorless.
Shit, I just picked up on the "scales" garage.

13 · 06-29-07, 09:39 PM

The humorless do not belong in racing. "Attention in the haddock" must stay!

**OreoGaborio** · 06-30-07, 08:07 AM

That's a riot, John. Now that you say that I can hear you saying that over the PA.

I'm w/ Stupid...... hawk..... the Haddock stays.

KB · 07-01-07, 10:15 AM

All corner workers to the scales garage meow!!!!

Nice work Johnny!!!

KB

**nmendell** · 07-02-07, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Johnny B

although I have to cut back a little due to complaints from the humorless.

I can imagine it now: "You can't say 'Attention in the HADDOCK'! It's a PADDOCK, not a HADDOCK. What do you think this is, some kind of GAME?! You think we are all here because it's FUN?!!"

**Nazo** · 07-02-07, 06:07 PM

+1 on the haddock
People gotta learn to suck less in life.

**Johnny B** · 07-02-07, 07:10 PM

It's staying. My next goal is to get Bruce Berlinger to say it!

**Johnny B** · 01-15-08, 12:33 AM

And another milestone is reached! Look at the headline under the LRRS logo!

Linky

KB · 01-15-08, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Johnny B

And another milestone is reached! Look at the headline under the LRRS logo!

Linky

Brilliant Johnny brilliant!!!

KB

**Johnny B** · 04-06-11, 08:50 PM

It didn't occur to me until this week that maybe I should whip up a design and make these available.

Here you go! Linky

I don't have any markup for myself because I don't want to deal with the IRS paperwork that CafePress would require of me.

**CBR929RE** · 04-06-11, 09:13 PM

KB · 04-07-11, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Johnny B

It didn't occur to me until this week that maybe I should whip up a design and make these available.

Here you go! Linky

I don't have any markup for myself because I don't want to deal with the IRS paperwork that CafePress would require of me.

Black would be better for the fat kids.

KB

**Johnny B** · 04-07-11, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by KB

Black would be better for the fat kids.

KB

Linky

**legalspeed** · 04-07-11, 07:27 PM

"My order has been placed".

Navy. Bitches.

Your a good man Johnny.

**Johnny B** · 04-07-11, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by legalspeed

Your a good man Johnny.

Did you catch the haddock announcements at Homestead last February?

**Stoneman** · 04-08-11, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by Johnny B

It didn't occur to me until this week that maybe I should whip up a design and make these available.

Here you go! Linky

I don't have any markup for myself because I don't want to deal with the IRS paperwork that CafePress would require of me.

I don't know if they've changed their policy. But it used to be they'd only report it on their end if you made $400+/year through them. Even with all the products we (NESR) used to offer through them, we never even came close to that - not even within reach...

**Johnny B** · 04-08-11, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by Stoneman

I don't know if they've changed their policy. But it used to be they'd only report it on their end if you made $400+/year through them. Even with all the products we (NESR) used to offer through them, we never even came close to that - not even within reach...

They want the paperwork filled out if you have a markup and expect them to send you a check for those profits.
I hate paperwork.

**Stoneman** · 04-08-11, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Johnny B

They want the paperwork filled out if you have a markup and expect them to send you a check for those profits.
I hate paperwork.

Used to be just an online form, you pick you're meager mark-up (when we did it, you had a choice of one or two dollars), and at what increment you wanted your 'commission' check, and you had an account. If you didn't make $400/year, nothing was filed with the IRS. When you closed your account, they'd send whatever they owed you. They've gotten more complicated?

**Johnny B** · 04-08-11, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Stoneman

They've gotten more complicated?

Maybe not. Anyways, I went back into the site and things got out of hand. Here's the results. Linky
I drink left handed and if anyone wants anything for the kids or "plus" sizes, let me know and I'll add those items. It would be funny if B.J.'s shirt made a comeback.

**smokinjoe** · 04-08-11, 09:58 PM

This is a weird thread.

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