CMP Trackday

[Kip]

Hey man I'm just like you. If I get a great deal on something I'm not just going to give it to someone. This fuckin sport is to expensive for me to give stuff away. Besides I gave him the price if he wants them fine, if not spend a shit load hours of his own time on E-bay looking for shit.

[LM954RR]

Lip~....Please...Stop.........Your "getting annoyed" by my insinuations is making me laugh real hard, i'm getting a headache.

It shows in the "Tone" of your posts.......Can't you take a ribbin?

Jewish hero!

[GuntherRC51]

OK, good they know me as Rossi. Except he could do faster laps on a Goldwing then I could on his new M1.

No no, all you have to do is wait for him to come by and "latch on." There is no limit to how fast you can be after that.

And anything else you want to sell me, just make a list. Hell I prefer the broken stuff anyway. I resell it all under your screen name on ebay. Didn't you wonder why you're getting all that negative feedback on used station wagons?

[GuntherRC51]

I think we all have lap timers this time and they don't lie!

I think Mike WAS trying to clarify something there after all, and I am quite sure that was a VIR dig on SOMEONE.

[LM954RR]

Hey......Who told you the secret to going fast?

"Latching on".....Is the secret , but who told you?

[Kip]

Shit... your the one Fucking me.
Lou, I'm not getting worked up you got to remember this isn't Gixxer.com where they get all pissed because someone says they are fast or disagrees with ya.

[GuntherRC51]

Its a group joke I heard around the Collision Pro pits. Don't remember the origin though.

[LM954RR]

Alright........I think Kip let you in on the secret to fast laps.
But noone better tell scott the secret to keeping heat in the tires.
He's better off just spinning it up in turn 4 to keep them warm.As opposed to buying faulty warmers.

[GuntherRC51]

Why do you think I waste so much time shopping for new equipment? Turn 4 and I are very close. The ground there tastes like chicken.

[GuntherRC51]

Actually the turn 4 incident wasn't my fault. They turn off the track heaters on the cool down lap and I hit a cold spot.

[LM954RR]

Where did Lip dissappear to......Diaper break?

[GuntherRC51]

Becky sent him to walk the dog

[Collision pro]

So after all this bullshit!!! Who is going?? Hearing all this makes me think this is going to be a race not a trackday!

[GuntherRC51]

Mike are you sure there is no "You must be taller than the clown" clause at CMP? We could jack up your ride height before we roll you through.

[Kip]

Scott isn't going... he is already using the "I can't get the time off" story. He must have a lot of pull at the school if he can't even take a Friday and Monday off.

[LM954RR]

I'm in...I just registered for the two days.

[GuntherRC51]

I work 180 days a year.......can anyone beat that time off?

[LM954RR]

So after all this bullshit!!! Who is going?? Hearing all this makes me think this is going to be a race not a trackday

Ummm....It's this "BullShit" that makes these trackdays so much fun.

[Collision pro]

I am bring a saw to cut the clown down to my size! See I took care of my problems now Scott take care of yours, so you can go!! Cough cough sick!

[LM954RR]

Scott doesn't even have to call in sick....he already has that whole week off.

[Collision pro]

Oh......... So he really is scared!!

[GuntherRC51]

I might be able to make it. Just have to figure out how to take Monday out without being blacklisted. I have the second or third week off in Feb. anyway.

[Collision pro]

Is that like "You MIGHT be a winner!!"

[Kip]

By the way I beat your 180 days off a year, and I get paid for them also.

Did anyone tell Lou we are just doing one day not two?

Just fuckin with ya. I love to see you get pissed.

[LM954RR]

Uhh...I'm pretty sure mike is doing like a week or a month there.

The likliness that even you cheap basterds are going all that way to do one day is slim.