Don't leave your keys in your bike.

**Doc** · 05-10-11, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by csmutty

Ox races?

No... and he still has numbers on his bike!

**SVRACER01** · 05-10-11, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tls25rs

Originally Posted by Doc

Was that your first tard ride?

Unfortunately for me it was not Oxx's first tard ride!

I blow one motor up and I never hear the end of it

**butcher bergs** · 05-10-11, 10:52 PM

That's not all you blow.

**SVRACER01** · 05-11-11, 11:07 AM

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Joels husky was my first tard ride. It was fast and was the suspension was stiff like a sportbike.
It would slightly lift the front going over the hill in 6th.
I came over one time in 5th and grabbed the usual downshift I would take if I was in 6th.
I over revved the motor but I thought I caught it because as soon as I started to let the clutch out I knew what I gwen done so I pulled it back in.
I upshifted into the proper gear and let the clutch back out and ....well.....you ever put something metal in a blender? It kinda sounded like that.
If I ever have an extra $5k lying around....I'm just gonna give it to Joel.
I've ridden and raced jays 450, and ridden zak lees ktm and richies 690 without issue.
I've learned though that Joels was best one I had ridden, Zaks was a close second.

KB · 05-12-11, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by csmutty

Ox races?

He is retired!

KB

**SVRACER01** · 05-12-11, 10:41 PM

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That's right doc....I'm retired.
With more podiums than you'll get in a decade
More wins than you'll get in a lifetime
An amateur championship
And finished the season top 10 in points in EX....twice.

Doc sucks.

**jwm2k3** · 05-13-11, 02:48 AM

This one time, in band camp....

**blacklightning** · 05-13-11, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

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That's right doc....I'm retired.
With more podiums than you'll get in a decade
More wins than you'll get in a lifetime
An amateur championship
And finished the season top 10 in points in EX....twice.

Doc sucks.

Sorry Brian, Doc doesn't recognize "amateur championships".

**nt650hawk** · 05-13-11, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by tls25rs

Unfortunately for me it was not Oxx's first tard ride!

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

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I blow one motor up and I never hear the end of it

That was a bad day For tards!!!!!!!!

**Doc** · 05-13-11, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by blacklightning

Sorry Brian, Doc doesn't recognize "amateur championships".

Or "Has beens"

**Jim** · 05-13-11, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

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That's right doc....I'm retired.
With more podiums than you'll get in a decade
More wins than you'll get in a lifetime
An amateur championship
And finished the season top 10 in points in EX....twice.

Doc sucks.

Fuck Yo Couch Doc! Buy another one you rich motherfuckah

**SVRACER01** · 05-16-11, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by nt650hawk

Originally Posted by tls25rs

Unfortunately for me it was not Oxx's first tard ride!

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

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I blow one motor up and I never hear the end of it

That was a bad day For tards!!!!!!!!

no one remembers THAT though.

Doc you can call me a has been all you want but at least I didn't bump to expert just to look cool.

**Doc** · 05-16-11, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

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no one remembers THAT though.

Doc you can call me a has been all you want but at least I didn't bump to expert just to look cool.

Is that why I bumped? I thought it was because I was eligible.

And considering I have yet to race this year and only did 4 last year I wouldn't say I am all that current.

Did ya see the

and

Jeesh, people pick on me but can't take a joke when I pick back.

**ThisBitch** · 05-16-11, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Doc

Did ya see the

and

Jeesh, people pick on me but can't take a joke when I pick back.

I guess its like getting slapped by a gummi bear. It hurts a little, you know its not really that threatening, but you feel like you should defend yourself.

**BioSpeedBump** · 05-17-11, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by ThisBitch

I guess its like getting slapped by a gummi bear. It hurts a little, you know its not really that threatening, but you feel like you should defend yourself.

I just bite their arms off before they can slap me

**Danz19899** · 05-17-11, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by BioSpeedBump

I just bite their arms off before they can slap me

didn't see that one coming

**Doc** · 05-17-11, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by BioSpeedBump

I just bite their arms off before they can slap me

Oxx has Big arms and a little head.

**SVRACER01** · 05-17-11, 07:52 PM

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I have all my hair though.

**SVRACER01** · 05-17-11, 07:52 PM

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Oh, and I'm of average height.

**Doc** · 05-17-11, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

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Oh, and I'm of average height.

and weight.

**ThisBitch** · 05-17-11, 08:28 PM

and girth.

**tls25rs** · 05-18-11, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by Doc

and weight.

Originally Posted by ThisBitch

and girth.

I would likely go with above average on the first one! As long as Jackie is talking about overall body diameter I would go above average there to. If she is talking about anything else I have no comment!

**SVRACER01** · 05-18-11, 03:52 PM

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I am not above average on weight. I'm down to 235. Doc is probably over though.

**Jim** · 05-18-11, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by ThisBitch

and girth.

**JJ9284** · 05-18-11, 05:40 PM

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