Dumbest thing you've ever done on the track

[RyanNicholson]

haha oh man i'd probably be in tears laughing so hard if i saw that happen

[Doc]

Does the track include the infield?

One rainy night I was boozing with peter and Deb, they told me I should just setup my tent in the empty garage next to them. So I ride i a lightless walmart pocketbike back to the tunnel, strap my tent and sleeping bag to me with bungee cords and start riding back to the garage. I'm flat out on the bike in the pitch dark and just as I'm thinking 'I can't see the road', WHAM! Head on into a barrel. I had a hard time finding my tent and sleeping bag. Strapped them back on and putted the rest of the way to the garage.

Hessogood at running into barrels! Bahhhhhahahahaha!

[Evil_Weasel]

who was that poor bastard that went down the tunnel in the shopping cart last season? i saw captain cuncusion bounce off the wall, the shopping cart was reset and some one ran off to grab a helmet.... i figured that was a good time to retreat to my tent.

[Awesome]

oh jesus, we sent a couple people into the tunnel in the shopping cart.

KB drank U4.

[Paul_E_D]

G-man, you just reminded me of another one of my brilliant moves. I was riding my little 3-wheeler with my leathers half on. The arm of my leathers got sucked into the rear tire and proceeded to suck me in with it. The next thing I knew, I was on the ground with a trike on top of me. I got some nice rash too! and, of course, I did it in front of an audience

Ding! We have a winner. I love stories about getting sucked under a three wheeler. My first ride on one as a kid I put my foot down in a corner and, you guessed i, sucked under. I was wearing short and got serious tire rash.

Oh, Then there was Tully's pocketbike. He told me he got a new clutch and it wheelies great, so I get on it and loop one wearing no gear. I tried to protect the bike, but it dragged me along behind it!

[Awesome]

I was drunk and hungover one morning and was trying to pullstart nazo's 80's three wheeler. i finally get pissed and give it a super hard yank, it starts up at full rev in gear and launches at the RV I had to chase it dive and manhandle the thing, got it stopped within inches of the RV. That woke me up.

[RyanNicholson]

haha i need to start hanging around with you at the track, sounds like theres never a dull moment

[Awesome]

I'm instant entertainment, just add booze.

[SVRACER01]

I'm instant entertainment, just add booze.

yes you are

and that was Jimmy we put in the cart witha helmet on. no one wanted to push him. so amanda did

[OreoGaborio]

yes you are

and that was Jimmy we put in the cart witha helmet on. no one wanted to push him. so amanda did

That was after some other random kid almost cracked his head wide open on the pavment.... man did that make an aweful noise... that kid had to have had a headache for a fukin WEEK!

Good thing he was already drunk, otherwise we woulda known how bad he was hurtin.

[WebCrush]

One time PK and his crew were drinking too much to drive, so I played designated driver.

He decided to grab the steering wheel while navigating through the Walmart parking lot to launch over the grass covered embankment.

Afterwards, he decided to hook a walmart shopping cart to his hitch receiver and have me drag it all the way back to the track.

What was I thinking?

[SVRACER01]

What was I thinking?

that it was a good idea

[KB]

Some of th Low Down guys thought it would be cool to fill my water bottle with some U4. Well I was thirsty, took a big pull realized it was U4. There was a fire going so I spit it on the fire. What a fire ball.

Hessogood towed a shopping carriage back to Walmart with Jimmy F's truck and then we convinced Jimmy to go down the hill itno the tunnel in it.

KB

[Johnny B]

I got some nice rash too! And, of course, I did it in front of an audience.

Might have been worse. I could have been there with the camera.

Speaking of which, be very careful who you let into your rental car.

[beet]

Grabbed KB by the man boobs.

[RyanNicholson]

i tried setting up my ezup, then a wind gust came and mangled it before i could get the weights on it.....got pissed, went to walmart and bought another one.....same thing happened.

[Scottg22]

Johnny B and his camera.... enough said.

Might have been worse. I could have been there with the camera.

Speaking of which, be very careful who you let into your rental car.

[KB]

Johnny B and his camera.... enough said.

Johhny looks like you got a carload of white supremicists!

KB

[Awesome]

IT doesn't look like that girl is sleeping, it looks like she's getting....oh my....

[TheIglu]

I didn't weigh down my Ez-Up the first race weekend I ever did. During my rookie race it took a walk and had a little chat with JimF's truck. Doh.

[Rick Lee]

Yeah, i think it was my second race weekend and my ezup went flying as well. I have had it held together with duct tape ever since!

[gsxrjack]

biggest screwup was using armorall on my seat, fell off the bike in the first turn on the old loudon track

Ran out of gas after two laps in a novice race.....

started out in 2nd gear at the drop of the flag.....

[RyanNicholson]

i forgot to put my bike in 1st on the grid before the start this weekend.....i felt it on the clutch, stomped it in and took off all in 1 motion and actually had a reasonably good start haha

[Jaynnus]

I had an air to fuel ratio issue in turn 1A....that's a long way 'round!

[burnham]

I ran an extra lap after winning a super twins race. I guess the checkered flag came out a little late-I had looked early and saw the white flag and put my head down and thrashed for one more lap. I was thinking the corner workers were waving because I had a huge lead and was on my way to winning the race. I got some shit over that one.