3 minutes of your life you'll never get back

[elwood206]

Well the jobs going to northwest Arkansas in november, they flew us out gave us cars and let us check the pace out. I was thinking, "hey, Im not gettin butt diddled by a toothless rednek, maybe this aint so bad after all" then I found these, miles and miles of these, blows anything in maine ive found clean out of the water.

sorry bout the soundtrack, good radio is not Arkansas strong point

[mikeb]

come on everybody, sodomayyyy! they play tunes from family guy in arkansas on the radio huh? nice. maine, arkansas, whats the difference? the road looked ok. narrow, and i bet alot of critters cross it.

[elwood206]

yep, plenty of critters to dodge, weirdest of which is the feral hogs and razorback boars. I hear you dont want to mess with em, but anything centerpunched by a 100mph 370lb machine probably wont have too much fight left in it... I hope.

[KillBill]

this doesn't turn into one of those videos where the girls start eating eachother's poop does it????!!!

[Stoneman]

Dood! Your lines were horrible!

[elwood206]

this doesn't turn into one of those videos where the girls start eating eachother's poop does it????!!!

no it doesn't, thank you for reminding me of that though.. and i was hoping to sleep tonight.

Dood! Your lines were horrible!

ha! I thought the 10 ton landyacht lincoln towncar actually did OK, even if it did get fussy and push the front end occasionally

[Jaynnus]

Why is every thread have 'ghey sex' in it

[elwood206]

...why is you drunk?