Blonde jokes

[DuncanMoto]

Why do blondes wear big hoop earings?

To give them somewhere to rest their ankles.

[ChrisNoF4i]

Blonde jokes = I love the 90s

Helen Keller jokes = I love the 80s

Dead baby jokes = I'll see you in hell

[ChrisNoF4i]

What's the difference between a 57 chevy and 57 dead babies.

I DON't have a 57 chevy in my garage ;-)





How do you get 100 babies in a garbage can?

A blender.





And how do you get 'em out?

Tostitos!!

[ChrisNoF4i]

How do you make a dead baby float?















Two scoops of dead baby, two scoops of ice cream.

[-jro-]

Blonde jokes = I love the 90s

Helen Keller jokes = I love the 80s

Dead baby jokes = I'll see you in hell

haha someone gets it

[-jro-]

ok ok I'll be good:

what do you call a blond who dies her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence

[ChrisNoF4i]

How many dead babies can you fit in a microwave?







About three.



What do you get when you throw a dead baby down a flight of stairs?







A boner.

[-jro-]

whats worse than a 100 dead babies piled up in a pick up truck?



One still alive trying to eat his way out

[RyanNicholson]

whats more fun than throwing dead babies off a roof?





catching them with pitchforks

[-jro-]

whats more fun than throwing dead babies off a roof?

catching them with pitchforks

lol I need to write these down...too funny

[ChrisNoF4i]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?









When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

I wonder if these should be in the controversial section.

[Honclfibr]

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Hmm...that one kinda loses meaning when you write it down...

[ChrisNoF4i]

A little girl looks up and says, "uncle CMG" what's a pediphile?"







CMG: "shut up and keep sucking"

[Honclfibr]

She spelled pedophile wrong. But I guess it's forgiveable, that's an awful big word for a 6 year old.

[Bowflex]

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?


A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.


What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?


Crib death.


What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?


Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.

[MissTwisties]

All those dead babies jokes...bad taste indeed. Can we go back to blonde jokes, please? Or even brunettes, I don't care either way. Or Ill just stay out of my own thread.

[ChrisNoF4i]

All those dead babies jokes...bad taste indeed.

The secret to a tasty dead baby is to leave it in the crockpot all day while you're at work.

[JohnnyV]

Stong candidate for the funniest and most disturbing posts of the year, all in one

[Dianne]

Seriously... can we lay off the dead baby jokes here? There isn't one person who has posted in this thread that doesn't have the class or sense of humor to post something more in taste and funnier than hearing about dead babies... give yourselves some credit and think about what other members have recently gone through.

[ChrisNoF4i]

A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a
look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy!"

Ba-Doom-Doom!

Take my wife, please!

[seth399]

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Hmm...that one kinda loses meaning when you write it down...

ahgahghahgaha

[SVRACER01]

whats the best part about having sex with a 8 yo?


your dick looks so big in their tiny hands






is that going too far? the DB jokes were hilarious BTW.

[ChrisNoF4i]

is that going too far?

Not far enough.


What's the best part about having sex with an 8 yr. old in the shower?








When you slick her hair back, she looks 6.

[MissTwisties]

That's fuckin sick. Let's see if you ever make jokes like these when you have kids of your own, IF you ever have them. Pedos.

[ChrisNoF4i]

Let's see if you ever make jokes like these when you have kids of your own, IF you ever have them.

Why would I ever want to have sex with my own kids?? You are truly twisted.