Blonde jokes

[nilez]

this thread is really offensive and should be removed.









we blondes are people too....

What do you get when you cross Ellen DeGeneres (a blonde), with Clay Aiken (gay enough to be a blonde) and put them on a black motorcycle w/ blonde accents???


BUDDHA!






ohh, wait, just kidding with ya buddha! you're a people too...

[ChrisNoF4i]

we blondes are people too....

Thanks Joel. I didn't want to say anything. Contrary to certain rumors about my firebush, I too am blonde, and it hurts me on the inside when I see threads like this. I guess that's why I sometimes act out. Beneath this tough exterior is a little boy just crying for attention.

[Jaynnus]

Seriously... can we lay off the dead baby jokes here? There isn't one person who has posted in this thread that doesn't have the class or sense of humor to post something more in taste and funnier than hearing about dead babies... give yourselves some credit and think about what other members have recently gone through.

I agree....while I admit I laughed...I can't help but think about a few members of this board that have gone through some difficult times in the last year or so that this would be offensive to.

So....lets go back to blonde jokes cause I don't care if they are offensive to some of our members.

[e30addict]

Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?


She blew it both times!

[lrrs313]

Blonde goes to the doctors office, doctor runs some tests, comes back and says, "Congratulations, you're pregnant."

Blonde looks horrified and says, "Are you sure its mine?!"

[-jro-]

can we tell dead blond jokes?? no? ooook.....




A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

[MissTwisties]

Dead baby jokes are funny... I don't care who you are.

You don't know when it's time to shut your big mouth, do you?

[e30addict]

What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?


Pick them up off the floor.

[Currently]

Catfight!

[ThisBitch]

What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?


Pick them up off the floor.

You fool! We don't wear panties!

[lrrs313]

A recent government study has concluded that blondes actually DO have more fun.



They just don't remember who it was with.

[e30addict]

Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?


They can't keep their calves together!

[nilez]

anyone ever notice the impeccable resemblance Helen Keller has with a slinky?



She's not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove her down the stairs...

[nilez]

[SVRACER01]

there are multiple answers to this one.

whats the first thing a blonde does after sex?

-turns on the dome light
-asks "are you all on the same team?"
-opens the car door
-asks "so...did i get the job?"

[SSearchVT]

Whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?



















The washing machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you drop a load in it...