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    Recently I came into some money (ok ok it was a damn good week in the stock market) and I have a hole in my pocket. I'm throwing an offer out for anyone interested. I have 2 crisp $100.00 dollar bills to the first idiot who gets on their motorcycle and drives to my house in the next snowstorm (preferably at night). You have to call me before you leave and we'll discuss a time frame in which you have to be here. Depending on the distance and the severity of the storm there will be bonus money awarded up to an additional $300.00. The only catch is you can't tell my wife why your in my driveway on a motorcycle in the mddle of a snowstorm cause she'll kick my ass. I think this would be funny as hell to see. My number is 508-801-8183 for anyone interested during the next snowstorm...


    Ya I'm totally serious as well.......

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    just for the men??? what kinda bull shit is that???

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    Your out of your damn mind































    But if you weren't like 40 miles away I would be SO all over that bet

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    I'd hate to see on the news that a fellow biker was killed in a snow storm because of any amount of money. I value my life way too much to try and attempt something like this. If I had good tires or a dual-sport, then it may be a different story.

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    What's the bonus if I make it from Bath, NH?

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    are you just checking to see who's panties will get into a bunch? if so, that's fine. if not, then that's fucked up...don't toy with people's lives like that...chances are, someone's not smart enough to know better and would get hurt or worse, killed to prove themselves to a bunch of wannabe-tough guys they've never met on this forum

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    haha...bullshit. $100.00 is not worth doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhavesh View Post
    are you just checking to see who's panties will get into a bunch? if so, that's fine. if not, then that's fucked up...don't toy with people's lives like that...chances are, someone's not smart enough to know better and would get hurt or worse, killed to prove themselves to a bunch of wannabe-tough guys they've never met on this forum
    So are your panties officially in a bunch?

    I was obviously kidding about a trip from Bath, but I wouldn't rule out taking the KLR for a local spin in the snow. If I end up with a Ural in the future, it will definately see some snow.

    Check out adventure rider, it might surprise you.

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    randyo will call your bluff i believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhavesh View Post
    are you just checking to see who's panties will get into a bunch? if so, that's fine. if not, then that's fucked up...don't toy with people's lives like that...chances are, someone's not smart enough to know better and would get hurt or worse, killed to prove themselves to a bunch of wannabe-tough guys they've never met on this forum
    You should be in congress, that way there you could start legistlation on attaching stickers to motorcycle frames saying..." WARNING, IT IS IILEGAL TO DRIVE MOTORCYCLES WHENEVER IT IS SNOWING OR DURING ANY KIND OF INCLIMENT WEATHER. WE KNOW YOUR A GROWN PERSON WITH A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD BUT WE FELT IT WOULD BE EASIER TO TOTALLY CONTROL YOUR LIFE AND ACTIONS BY DECIDING FOR YOU WHAT IS RATIONAL AND WHAT IS CRAZY. THE MEMBERS OF OUR SAFETY GROUP DECIDED YOU, THE USER OF THIS MOTORCYCLE, AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE THESE DECISIONS ON YOUR OWN"

    The price just went up $100.............

    ..........and yes, I'm still totally serious and I'm really not trying to get anyones panties in a bunch, I really don't care about anyone's panties to be quite honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by naked-daytrader View Post
    ...WE KNOW YOUR A GROWN PERSON WITH A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD BUT WE FELT IT WOULD BE EASIER TO TOTALLY CONTROL YOUR LIFE AND ACTIONS BY DECIDING FOR YOU WHAT IS RATIONAL AND WHAT IS CRAZY. THE MEMBERS OF OUR SAFETY GROUP DECIDED YOU, THE USER OF THIS MOTORCYCLE, AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE THESE DECISIONS ON YOUR OWN"...[/B]
    exactly this, but for a minority population that fits the criteria, and doesn't exercise the best judgment...it only takes one moron on this board to try it out and die

    I'm not saying the gov't should control our lives, but the mature handling of motorcycling is bad enough as it is, so giving someone another initiative to do something absolutely stupid isn't the best idea because it's too likely that somone with a brain in their head can't decide what is rational and what is crazy

    why would you want to be responsible for motivating someone to do something that'll kill them?

    why not just tell all the parents on the board that it would be funny if you could force your kids to smoke ciggarettes for 6 months, then stop?

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    maybe a stupid question but what state are you in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhavesh View Post
    exactly this, but for a minority population that fits the criteria, and doesn't exercise the best judgment...it only takes one moron on this board to try it out and die

    I'm not saying the gov't should control our lives, but the mature handling of motorcycling is bad enough as it is, so giving someone another initiative to do something absolutely stupid isn't the best idea because it's too likely that somone with a brain in their head can't decide what is rational and what is crazy

    why would you want to be responsible for motivating someone to do something that'll kill them?

    why not just tell all the parents on the board that it would be funny if you could force your kids to smoke ciggarettes for 6 months, then stop?

    Take it down a notch captain safety

    Oh I forgot riding in the snow=DEATH



    For the record. If I was within a few miles of him I would be all over that bet!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhavesh View Post
    exactly this, but for a minority population that fits the criteria, and doesn't exercise the best judgment...it only takes one moron on this board to try it out and die

    I'm not saying the gov't should control our lives, but the mature handling of motorcycling is bad enough as it is, so giving someone another initiative to do something absolutely stupid isn't the best idea because it's too likely that somone with a brain in their head can't decide what is rational and what is crazy

    why would you want to be responsible for motivating someone to do something that'll kill them?

    why not just tell all the parents on the board that it would be funny if you could force your kids to smoke ciggarettes for 6 months, then stop?

    From the one who rode to my house what, 2 weekends ago when there was still snow on the ground and a good amount of packed powder in my driveway, just because you wanted to take your bike out for a spin.

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    Reading this thread just reminded me of this scene
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    Quote Originally Posted by KillBill View Post
    Reading this thread just reminded me of this scene
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    FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    still don't know why only men can take part in this insanity. Not that I'm rushing out to get my bike out of storage, but still....

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    I don't get it. Few hundred dollars to see a guy in your driveway...on a motorcycle....in the snow. Wow. How entertaining.

    For that money, you could rent a couple midget hookers to walk around your house wearing party hats for a few hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slaps76 View Post
    I don't get it. Few hundred dollars to see a guy in your driveway...on a motorcycle....in the snow. Wow. How entertaining.

    For that money, you could rent a couple midget hookers to walk around your house wearing party hats for a few hours.
    Midget hookers was so yesterday.....been there done that!

    A guy trucking down 95 on a motorcycle in the middle of a snowstorm??????/ That's just some funny shit right there! I'm sorry you and I don't share the same humor.I wouldn't tell you what you think should be funny so don't tell me what I think should be funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by naked-daytrader View Post
    Recently I came into some money (ok ok it was a damn good week in the stock market) and I have a hole in my pocket. I'm throwing an offer out for anyone interested. I have 2 crisp $100.00 dollar bills to the first idiot who gets on their motorcycle and drives to my house in the next snowstorm (preferably at night). You have to call me before you leave and we'll discuss a time frame in which you have to be here. Depending on the distance and the severity of the storm there will be bonus money awarded up to an additional $300.00. The only catch is you can't tell my wife why your in my driveway on a motorcycle in the mddle of a snowstorm cause she'll kick my ass. I think this would be funny as hell to see. My number is 508-801-8183 for anyone interested during the next snowstorm...


    Ya I'm totally serious as well.......
    OK, how much if I'm on slicks...and an unregistered bike?

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    Me thinks RandyO is going to enjoy taking your money.

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    fuck it im in - and i dont want to hear im DQ'd or something... i want my hundie in small bills please... your mom is gonna be busy the next night following a snowstorm

    and all of that was serious FYI

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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    just for the men??? what kinda bull shit is that???
    but you can barely ride in the clear weather!


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