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Crotch chopper

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    Crotch chopper

    What.

    Crotch chopper - Suzuki GSXR 1000



    I'm trying to imagine how this handles...

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    Re: Crotch chopper

    Crotch chopper-img_8244-jpg.....

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    Re: Crotch chopper

    I'm sure it not only handles horrible but has the added bonus of making you look like a buffoon, though I guess if the tank top, shorts and flip flops are still too hot, it will help air those stinky sweaty pits out.

    This just convinced me that the motorcycle manufacturers should build bikes using only special security bolts and in order to purchase the tools required to work on these special bolts, you would have to pass a mental competency test. which would hopefully prevent things like this from happening!! Also there wouldn't be any obnoxious Harley's running straight pipes anymore!!!

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    Re: Crotch chopper

    couple of lines that really get me

    get looks everywhere the bike goes
    well, yes! it looks horrible and people will stare!

    and

    Willing to return to stock handlebars for an additional $200
    That he thinks it's a $200 job.

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    Re: Crotch chopper

    Chicks dig customs.

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    Re: Crotch chopper

    that tank has an ass hole!

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    Re: Crotch chopper

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    Chicks dig customs.

    She'll dig anything for $50

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    Re: Crotch chopper

    trying to decide if she wants to swallow that mouthful of jiz

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