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    hah, i don't think he's going to have a problem.

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    hahahahaha, that's a riot... love the contract

    EDIT: I was refreshing the page... he's getting like 100 hits per second

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    Nice, I am going to forward that to my gf and she will be helping when she opens it.

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    Or he could just find a girlfriend who isn't such a fucking prude

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    haha, she's gotta know 2 million hits is obtainable!

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    Yeh odds are it never happens because...

    a. she looks like an annoying bitch
    b. he finds 100 other sluts to bang through his page

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    hahahahaha, that's a riot... love the contract

    EDIT: I was refreshing the page... he's getting like 100 hits per second
    I just went and double checked. Is he really getting all those hits. Between refreshings I am seeing it go up by 400? Seems like a lot.

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    LOL, in the amount of time it took me to read the site and contract, the hit count went up 4,000 hits. This guys got it in the bag.

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    Bahahaha, 5 minutes later I refreshed again and its gone up another 5,000 hits.

    Now another 6,000 hits. First time I viewed it it was 328,xxx Now its up over 343,xxx.

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    600,000+ now and about 10,000 hits per minute.

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    by april 1, 2007! He totally has this. Is she as dumb as she sounds?

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    LOL I just thought I'd help and posted the link on myspace bulletin...

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    IT's 12:30 EST 4/5/06 and it's up to 1,303595.\\He just might make his mark soon, Then he will be single. Not only will she want to admit he could acomplish this, nor will she follow through with the three way... For his sake I hope she follow through.

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    Originally posted by SWEET_Z
    Yeh odds are it never happens because...

    a. she looks like an annoying bitch
    b. he finds 100 other sluts to bang through his page
    this shits EVERYWHERE, america will make it happen or blood will be shed. they should put it on HBO.

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    fukin a... 1.6 million already.... he's got this bitch in the bag... he'll practially have it by sunrise!!!

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    2.08 Million and counting....:3some:

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    Hope he gets to pick the third... His G/F looks like she going to have the last laugh...

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    someone on another bike site suggested this might be a "Viral Marketing" ploy... I figgered "paranoia", but it looks like he may be on to something:

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    Seems there may be more (or less) to this website than meets the eye:

    Dear Lester, I was referred to this site yesterday by a friend of mine (the usual word of mouth thing). Howver, I was slightly concerned by the unprofessional look and format of the page; I was therefore overly cautious about clicking on things on it.

    Which turned out to be a good thing!

    If you look at the link properties for his links to metrodate.com and gamefly.com (well, the gamefly link is gone, but it did the same thing yesterday), the actual href link takes you through a redirection website! I looked up the owner of the sites that the links redirect through and came across a company named: ValueClick.com, an online advertising firm.

    Now, this was before the statements listed for April 5 were posted. He has since stated that he is getting a financial bonus for signing people up for metrodate.com. However, with a click-through redirection system, he's actually making money from people simply clicking on the link to metrodate (not from having them sign up!).

    Personally, I feel that this is horribly unscrupulous and dishonest!

    Please warn your readers not to click his links!

    Thank you for your time, Dave

    PS. Also of note, "Jim" seems to be a screen name for this endeavor; the site is actually registered to a gentleman by the name of Brent Williams. But that's understandable.

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    I didn't click the links.

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    Originally posted by bemused
    someone on another bike site suggested this might be a "Viral Marketing" ploy...[/i] [/B]
    i ACTUALLY CALLED IT A "GREAT MARKETING PLOY." aT FIRST, HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY LINKS UP,...UNTIL THE SITE STARTED MAKING THE INTERNET ROUNDS AND GETTING SOME HITS.
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    i didn't click the links cept for the one to the new forum he made....

    even if i did, i could care less... he doesn't make any money off of me, just the click company Good on him if he makes money off of it, it's not comin outta MY pocket.

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    Nothing wrong with him getting referrer $ from those other sites when people click through, lots of sites do that and it's definitely not a problem.

    It's very easy to collect that information and doesn't even require anything fancy in the links as he has done.

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    Originally posted by benVFR
    Nothing wrong with him getting referrer $ from those other sites when people click through, lots of sites do that and it's definitely not a problem.

    It's very easy to collect that information and doesn't even require anything fancy in the links as he has done.
    true dat.

    just checked back @ the site again, see he's updated w/ info about the click / link system(s) he's been using, so am less inclined to believe it's a callous marketing scheme.

    and MORE inclined to believe he's gonna get luckyX2!


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