I think I just got propositioned..... by a dude

[OreoGaborio]

Fuckin strangest ride home from work just now...

First there was a big 2 car accident in the 93N tunnel in Boston which made for some heavy traffic...

Then, while in the traffic from the wreck, some fucking asshat young punk fuck almost ran me off the road... he started merging into my lane, I laid on the horn, he looked at me, fucking SMILED and kept coming into me as his girlfriend started freaking out & began yelling at him... I tried to boot his fuckin side view mirror off but I missed, damnit. Once traffic cleared up after the accident he moved over & slowed down to get beside me... still had the same shit eating grin on his face & his girlfriend still had this look on her face like "what the FUCK are you thinking, you coulda killed that guy" & was obviously freaked out by it. I let it go, totally not worth my time.

Then about 3 more miles up the highway there was ANOTHER bigass 2 car accident... and it musta JUST happened cuz no cops were there, yet. Luckily there wasn't much traffic as it was still "fresh"

Then as I got closer to home, the weirdest fuckin thing happened... Some dude in a tan Mercury Grand Marquis pulled along side me... turned on his dome light & proceeded to make a blow-job motion with his hand..... no joke. He did this like 5 times & flipped his dome light on about a dozen times. Fuckin weird.

If he was Asian I woulda just assumed he was related to Kham & calling me a cocksucker for absolutely no reason, which is par for the course, but this was a white business man.... I seriously think he wanted me to follow him up a few more exits to the rest stop or somethin. Who knows, maybe I coulda made a few bucks.

Fuckin weird.

[MissTwisties]

Was there anyone who stopped to help, for the second accident you passed? Just curious...

Yeah well, there is some strange specimens on the roads...I'd be freaked out to.

[butcher bergs]

I laid on the horn, he looked at me, fucking SMILED and kept coming into me as his girlfriend started freaking out & began yelling at him...

Reason # 23 why I keep a small ration of 1/2 inch ball bearings on me. It's much easier to drop back, load up and unleash the fury.

[dhuze]

You know if you kept this to yourself you could have gone through with it. Just a though.

[a13x]

You shoulda hooked Guy #1 up with Guy #2. Seems like a match made in heaven.

[DucDave]

...check your bike for Rainbow Stickers....and the like

[Hoss]

...check your bike for Rainbow Stickers....and the like

Has anyone checked what exactly "Tuono" means in Italian? Maybe the guy thought you were coming on to him?

[bigred875]

ok so how's the story end? here let me help

"....ok so I'm blowing this guy, right and then........"

[CMG241]

you must be giving off a "vibe".

[DynoTune]

were you wearning ass-less chaps?
You need to be very carful while doing the foot to mirror relocation manuver....

That might be one of the weirdest commutes....Thats boston for ya...

[Jim]

Then as I got closer to home, the weirdest fuckin thing happened... Some dude in a tan Mercury Grand Marquis pulled along side me... turned on his dome light & proceeded to make a blow-job motion with his hand..... no joke. He did this like 5 times & flipped his dome light on about a dozen times. Fuckin weird

you know how I know you're gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says I like it when balls are on my face.

[Pittenger5]

I think we should elaborate, and hooked guy 1 up with guy 2, and then you can proceed to make sexy time with guy 1s girl. Just cause. She owes you for being in a car that almost killed you.

[Doc]

were you wearning ass-less chaps?

Do we have to go over this again....

Chaps by nature are ass less. If they had an ass the would be PANTS!

[Qfactor]

Were you wearing Degsy's race suit & boots?

Q