Movie One Liners

[Gecko]

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

Both, compliments of GySgt Hartman.

[DucDave]

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig.

[Tricky Mike]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[AVI8_636]

"We got no food! We got not jobs! Our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!"

"We just put sir Isaac Newton in the drivers seat"

"Call the Vatican, see if something's missing."

[Garandman]

Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!

and

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children! "

[Blues Brothers]

[JettaJayGLS]

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

[AVI8_636]

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

God I love that movie!

"Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay no cream."

[Charlief]

How can you shoot woman and children?


IT'S EASY..... I just don't lead them as much!

[e30addict]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Charlief]

Surely you've got to be kidding.

I'm not kidding.... And don't call me Shirley.

[tsorfas]

Are you a virgin? Keep it that way ain't gonna be no fucking tonight
Bad boys II

[maxim_X]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

You want to flash your piece out on the lanes? I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click!

[burnham]

"Drainage!"

[burnham]

"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart"

[burnham]

"what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss"

[obsolete]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[FAST GSXR750]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" lol

[KnuckleBallz]

"Nonsense- I have not yet begun to defile myself"

[yasure]

That's strange, Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home..

[pk4882]

"Hey Wang, what's with the camera? It's a parking lot!"

[pk4882]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!"

[Chippertheripper]

i'm staying, enjoying my coffee.

[VTRumble]

Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

[Garandman]

"You must've been something before electricity."

[xsiliconkid]

“Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.”