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If i say this beach is safe! to surf this beach is safe to surf!!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
why do all you guys sit on your helmut's? So we don't get are ball's shot off
That whole scene was hilarious.Originally Posted by tsorfas
HOW OLD AH YOO? Muthafukka ya look 30.
-Pete
NEMRR #81 - ECK Racing
Cyclesmith Track Days
Woodcraft | MTag-Pirelli | OnTrack Media
'03 Tuono | '06 SV650 | '04 CRF250X | '24 Aprilia Tuareg
You ever make love to a man? You want to?
Shannon
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
No its not a one-liner, but its damn memorable.
2023 KTM 890 Adventure R
Anything uttered in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
What's the difference between a bolt and a screw?
First you screw, then you bolt.
No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
Shannon
"A simple wrong would have been just fine."
2006 DRZ400SM
I love high school girls, I get older they stay the same age. Dazed and confused
Ray, when someone asks if you're a god you say YES!! Ghostbusters
https://www.facebook.com/LRRSBT1R #54 EX 2007 SV650 "Work hard. Play harder. Die broke and happy!" Boston Tier 1 Racing Pirelli Tires Woodcraft-CFM Armorbodies Penguin Racing School Vortex Shorai Batteries DP Brakes Riders Discount SIDI Leatt
""Get Her!!" Great plan Ray."
Yes its true... this man has no dick
https://www.facebook.com/LRRSBT1R #54 EX 2007 SV650 "Work hard. Play harder. Die broke and happy!" Boston Tier 1 Racing Pirelli Tires Woodcraft-CFM Armorbodies Penguin Racing School Vortex Shorai Batteries DP Brakes Riders Discount SIDI Leatt
"You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Shooter: "No."
Another from Days of Thunder.
All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Hit the pace car?
Hit the pace car.
What for?
Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
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Shannon
Hey Doc we gotta get you a proverb book or something this mix and match shits gotta go.
great exchange
Rocko: I killed your cat you druggy bitch. if you can even tell me the name of the stupid cat ill off myself right now.
Junky GF: ummm err Fluffy
Rocko: Arrrgggghhhh WHAT COLOR WAS IT?!
https://www.facebook.com/LRRSBT1R #54 EX 2007 SV650 "Work hard. Play harder. Die broke and happy!" Boston Tier 1 Racing Pirelli Tires Woodcraft-CFM Armorbodies Penguin Racing School Vortex Shorai Batteries DP Brakes Riders Discount SIDI Leatt
Why? I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
Shannon
I said I had no use for one, didn't say I didn't know how to use it.
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Sam
Adraaaaaiannnnnnnnnnnnn!
Say hello to my little friend!
What's the difference between a bolt and a screw?
First you screw, then you bolt.
"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
Sam
Wirelessly posted
This is movie quotes thread, not "what I did this weekend" thread.
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! -MP
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. - Monsters, Inc
Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight. - Shaun of the Dead
Be excellent to each other. - Bill & Ted
"Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops!" - Cary Grant
"I want the hector two roof lights, with the discover cushions and the matching side stripe caravan. Right. And she's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys. Have I made myself clear, lads?" - Brad Pitt (Mickey)
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Sam
I give us 10 minutes before our first ass raping.
Shannon
Don't call me stupid.
“It's 2 minutes for any capable adult.”
Luke, I am your father.
It's Spaceball One! She's gone plaid!
What's the difference between a bolt and a screw?
First you screw, then you bolt.
Any Repoman fans?
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are. "
“It's 2 minutes for any capable adult.”
I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!
Cliff's Cycles KTM
NETRA enduro B-vet
Close your eyes, look deep in your soul, step outside yourself and let your mind go.
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