Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
Ya buy a hat like that ya get a free bowl of soup. Oh, but it looks good on you tho
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See big men sticking screw drivers into things, turning them, and adjusting them!
Always look on the bright side of life!
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And that was the first time I got crabs.
Shannon
Amazed no one used this one yet..... Ya I get it it's not a one liner but come on...
Shannon
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"This one time, at band camp......"
This is supposed to about movie one liners....not what you did last summer....!Originally Posted by Degsy
"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.”
Muhammad Ali.
Chicken Fucker!!!!
Shannon
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
Sam
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Winner
This is going to reveal my true inner nerd, but the line is actually "No, I am your father." Why everyone seems to believe it's "Luke", I have no idea.
2023 KTM 890 Adventure R
"I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog"
"That rug really tied the room together"
Shannon
Yeah, I did know that, but far fewer people would get the reference.
What's the difference between a bolt and a screw?
First you screw, then you bolt.
its "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time. Cool runnings" don't fuck up a classic like that
the first line that came to my mind when opening this thread was:
"I fart in your general direction"
"Beautiful, naked, big titted chick don't just fall out of the sky you know"
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You're not the devil. You're practice.
"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.”
Muhammad Ali.
You checking out all the plight kids? *BANG BANG* Roll em up!!!
https://www.facebook.com/LRRSBT1R #54 EX 2007 SV650 "Work hard. Play harder. Die broke and happy!" Boston Tier 1 Racing Pirelli Tires Woodcraft-CFM Armorbodies Penguin Racing School Vortex Shorai Batteries DP Brakes Riders Discount SIDI Leatt
"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of a criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his wound carries with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us."
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
"You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!"
"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in...next to soccer."
"Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom...what if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex-nuts and retard-strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth."
that reminds me
"you're killing me Smalls"
LRRS Am #331
Graphic Tailor / Woodcraft / Armour Bodies / Suomy / Cycle Performance Autobody / Shorai / ChickenHawk Racing
You ain't goin nowaya!
2023 KTM 890 Adventure R
"No matter where you go, there you are"
Graham
"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in"
How do you like them apples??!!
Shannon
Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
Take me to bed or lose me forever.
The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
This is what I call a target-rich environment.
Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.
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"I'd rather ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow"
Bikes: Ducati: 748 (Track) Honda: RC31 (Race/street)/ CRF 110 Mini Moto/ Hawk Endurance Racer Kawasaki: ZXR1200R
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Scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down. - Van Wilder
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment! - Office Space
It's a trap! - Return of the Jedi
I know kung fu. - The Matrix
Welcome to Earth. - Independence Day
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What's the difference between a bolt and a screw?
First you screw, then you bolt.
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