Movie One Liners

[trider143]

Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?

[tsorfas]

it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though. - Will Smith - bad Boys II

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. - Bad Boys II

I had a partner! I would have taken a bullet for him! You I'm having a hard time not shooting! _ National Security (LOL)

[tsorfas]

You and the monkey jokes, huh? Didn't your momma teach you any manners while you were humpin' her? - Martin Lawrence @ National Security

Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in. - Independence Day

[Garandman]

No Catch 22 fans? "Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office."

And no MASH [the movie] quotes?

You could quote Patton all day, but he actually said most of the memorable lines in the movie.

[Dip Dungles]

You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?

You look like you might have seen one up close.

Shut up! Romeo's crying.

[pk4882]

"And what did you see Clarice? What did you see?"

[Degsy]

Wirelessly posted

The names Francis and if any of you homos call me Francis, I'll kill ya.

Lighten up Francis.

[Degsy]

Wirelessly posted

Hey man, I didn't know your name was Alex man.

[Degsy]

Wirelessly posted

And you feel shame.

[trider143]

No Catch 22 fans? "Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office."

And no MASH [the movie] quotes?

You could quote Patton all day, but he actually said most of the memorable lines in the movie.

Well, now that you mention it....

We're the pros from Dover....

Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her t!ts in my way.

Oh, M*A*S*H quotes are never ending....

[Dip Dungles]

Welcome to thunder dome bitch!!

[KawiSmurf]

"Whose bowling ball is this?"

[Tricklidz]

"Freshen your drink, drive ya to the middle of nowhere and leave ya for dead?"

[FAST GSXR750]

"WOW Nice beaver!"

[bstnsboy]

I want an oompa loompa now!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9obgyYB1IU

[CBR929RE]

You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?

You look like you might have seen one up close.

Shut up! Romeo's crying.

I gotta make up for that tit thing

[AVI8_636]

"So you're saying there's a chance!"

[Dip Dungles]

Samsonite. I was way off.

[PhilB]

Its just a jump to the left...

PhilB

[Dip Dungles]

Coach, I want Rudy to dress in my place.

[R1]

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again!" Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move.

What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer

-The Book

[Chippertheripper]

Chicken Fucker!!!!

Boy, the next thing that comes outta your mouth better be some brilliant fucking mark twain shit, cuz it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

[Garandman]

And you feel shame.

"And then you set free."


"Don't Panic."

[GingahNinjah]

Have you seen my baseball? something about mary

most things in here dont react well to bullets The Hunt for Red October

It Puts the lotion on its skin Silence of the Lambs

[ZX-12R]

If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day.