Movie One Liners

[JohnnyV]

"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on." -BLOW

"What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" -BLAZING SADDLES

"But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly." -HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." -A FEW GOOD MEN

[Dip Dungles]

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[maxim_X]

Look man! I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe!

[DucDave]

I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want.

[Dip Dungles]

Look man! I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe!

You fell for the banana in the tailpipe? Awesome freaking movie!!

[Point37]

Ho Jeez! Look at the butt on that!

Yeah, he must work out.

Hey guys, whoa, big gulps huh? Alright. Well, see ya later!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. I'm out.

I'm your Huckleberry

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.

this is epic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aquJCVeA8Y

[Falko]

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, happy Hanukkah.

I'm coming out, if I even see a man, I'm gonna shoot him... kill his family... and burn his house down

[CBR929RE]

quiet or the (omg the N word!!!) gets it

I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate

how many assholes we got on this ship?

edit: I didn't know the system changes the n word like that, lol

[Dip Dungles]

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

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quiet or the (omg the N word!!!) gets it

I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate

how many assholes we got on this ship?

Yooooo!! I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!!!

[CBR929RE]

Go fuck yourself San Diego.

I'm gonna punch you right in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. a straight shot, right to the baby maker.

This one goes to 11.

Don't touch it, don't even look at it

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women

You've got red on you

Fuck my cock

My God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs

[Dip Dungles]

Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?

[SRTie4k]

Nice set of hooters you got there. I beg your pardon? The owls, they're beautiful!

[CBR929RE]

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF

[Falko]

I'm going to do to her what I call the dirty Fozzy.

[GingahNinjah]

I love... lamp. I love lamp!

[Dip Dungles]

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Really.
People know me.
Well, I'm very happy for you.
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[JohnnyV]

"Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

And Jay's rant from Dogma.... fucking awesome:
"You know that guy too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick, "16 Candles". Not bad, there's tits in it but no bush. But Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing, 'cause he's like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast Club", where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fuckin' "Weird Science", where this babe wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't, 'cause it's a PG movie. And then "Pretty in Pink", which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore 'cause every time he gets to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watching a fuckin' fat man weep. See, all these movies take place in this small town called Shermer in Illinois, where all the honeys are top-shelf but all the dudes are whiny pussies. Except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh. But best of all, there was no one dealin', man. And then it hits me: we could live like FAT rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed and caught a bus. But you know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There IS no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin' bullshit."

[KawiSmurf]

"I've got gum in my pubes."

"He's gonna get off work...go to the bank...stand in line...change a $10...then find my ass and just fuck it with a roll of fucking quarters!"

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Desert-Santa-Buzzard-Tumbleweed!"

[FAST GSXR750]

Sniff..Sniff...Sniff..........Slyder...You stink!"

[burnham]

You motherwhoring irish (omg the N word!!!)... You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

[burnham]

Encounter with highly abnormal shark-like fish!

[JohnnyV]

Wirelessly posted (Blackberry Bold 9930)

"What about the goddamned golf shoes?!"

"Not here... This is bat country"

[jwm2k3]

Hi. Im here for the gangbang...

[Dip Dungles]

What's a z jay?

[CBR929RE]

She even talks like a whore