Movie One Liners

[Dip Dungles]

Mmm. San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".

[DucDave]

Wirelessly posted (iPhone)

"Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us a while and you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck."

[GingahNinjah]

Go away... batin! Idiocracy

Have fun storming the castle!!

[jayth]

Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?

[Yknot]

[snwbrdr435]

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

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[DucDave]

"That's dirt son, there's no highway through here. The dotted line means dirt."

[daviid]

This is the kid, calls me 59 days in a row, wants to be a player. There ought to be a picture of you in the dictionary under persistence kid.

[daviid]

obviously you're not a golfer

[CBR929RE]

you can get a good look at a t bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it

[DucDave]

"Candygram for Mongo!"

[Half Squid]

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: If that launcher was a suppository, would that bad man stick it up my ass? Well, you eyeball me once more boy, and i'll stick it so far up your ass you'll be begging me for this bullet.. Swordfish

[Half Squid]

Oh, suck my cock! Suck my cock! Suck my cock! Suck my cock! Tom Cats

That is a tasty Burger! Pulp Fiction

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Monty Pythons Holy Grail.

I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? Monty Pythons Holy Grail.

Tigers *love* pepper. They hate cinnamon." Hangover

If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians. the Italian Job

[Half Squid]

It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. The Hangover

[Dip Dungles]

Thanks a lot bin laden.

[CBR929RE]

Did Cesar actually live here?

[pk4882]

HA!

[gadget]

"It's bad luck just SEEING a thing like that!"

[nt650hawk]

never underestimate the predictability of stupidity