Oh man, THAT made my day! SUV CARNAGE!!!

[OreoGaborio]

Aight, so you know those thick metal access covers you find on city streets that are about 18" by 18" square? Well one of em came loose outside my building & was sitting flat, but w/ one point over the top of the hole.... kinda dangerous, obviously.

So my exterior patrol officer spotted it, came in & told me about it... well since it's right there outside my desk i go to the door to check it out. While i was standing there w/ my exterior, a little Scion XB piece of shit runs over the hole, pushes one corner down into it, the opposite corner comes up & rips 1/2 the bumper off. Now the thing is pointed STRAIGHT up in the air & the very next car, an SUV friggin NAILS the thing head-on! It lifts the SUV about a foot off the ground & i just see about a gallon of oil SHOOT out from the oil pan & dump all over the road.

It was awesome


Unfortunately this means more work for me cuz I just had to coordinate shit w/ 911, record everything that went on & now i gotta go write up an incident report

But that just made my friggin week

[beet]

I hate suvs






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mini vans

[JohnnyV]

Hey Pete what do you do for work? Sounds exactly like the kinda shit I have to deal with all day.

[KillBill]

Ya know what??!!

That would make my friggen day too. That's fuckin awesome

[OreoGaborio]

Hey Pete what do you do for work? Sounds exactly like the kinda shit I have to deal with all day.

I'm in corporate security. I do dispatch & act as a communications hub coordinating shit w/ building ops, building managment, building engineers, emergency services etc.







......... In fact I was just in the middle of typing this post about 1/2 an hour ago when I had to coordinate another response to a medical emergency upstairs Gonna be a busy night of typing up reports for the higher ups

[JohnnyV]

Thought that type of work sounded familiar.....

I'm a corporate security dispatcher for EMC corporation. We handle everything for North/South America. Are you contracted through a security company, or work directly for the company?

[OreoGaborio]

Employed by Allied Barton & paid by the State Street Financial Corporation account.

[JohnnyV]

I'm contracted through Securitas Inc.

[breakdirt916]

pics?

[slaps76]

After the Scion hit it, you were thinking, "c'mon...someone nail it!"

That's awesome. Would have been more awesome if the SUV had spinnin' rims. Just because.

[KillBill]

I found a pic