PK-isms....

[Wishbone]

Aaw, kinda makes me miss getting kicked outta restaurants and shit.

The poor waitresses over all the years. If you have ever been to a restaurant with Pk you have most likely seen the shock and terror on one of these poor girls faces!

[union]

The poor waitresses over all the years. If you have ever been to a restaurant with Pk you have most likely seen the shock and terror on one of these poor girls faces!

The best is when you go back and they recognize you.

[OreoGaborio]

How does it go Pete...

It goes somethin like..... "We might be assholes, but at least we're lousy tippers!"

[Doc]

"Anytime I see a motorcycle hanging from the ceiling with a chain and a come-along, I know I have two choices: I can either come fix it before you fuck it up or wait for you to fuck it up and spend even longer fixing it."

[union]

It goes somethin like..... "We might be assholes, but at least we're lousy tippers!"

Its "We might be assholes but at least we're lousy tippers."

[OreoGaborio]

Yeah, that's what I said

[union]

me: why is my tire wearing like this?
pk: cause your being a pussy and not getting on the gas until you are picking the bike up. look at this, you have an inch of new tire on the edges.
me: oh

At least he never called you a tire polisher.

[Doc]

"I'll pull a plug wire so you can keep up.........."

"Oh you're special alright....we read to you slow......."

"Don't throw stones Pete, it wasn't that long ago you couldn't find your ass with both hands anD a flashlight."

"Bring the training wheels, some times the parties get a little out of hand at the Classic, then when were done bouncing off trailers, my 4 yo daughter can learn to ride."

"It's an EX, you wire in a toggle switch, no roll ons! "

"it's an ex, nothing matters."

"I suggest you take up knitting. There is no "Spec Yarn" as far as I know. "

"I've been told you're not a "Real Man" until you've had crabs..... "

"Know what an Expert is???? Well an "EX" is a has been, and "Spurt" is a drip under pressure... "

"Getting lapped does not count as "being behind me"

[OreoGaborio]

Doc, where'd you find all those? You sure you're a nurse & not a librarian?

[Hoss]

Pete helping a lady track day rider with body position:

"now you're going to want to get yourself away from the back of the seat. Slide up closer to the tank. Slide forward...more....mo...."

He seems a little frustrated now and hesitates for a second..

"I want you to put your cooch on the tank.."



For the record, I heard this one second hand.

[OreoGaborio]

Wirelessly posted (Samsung Lube.... Er, Glyde: Mozilla/5.0 440x240 Samsung SCH-U940 NetFront/3.4)

Peter's ALWAYS tryin to get some girl to put their cootch on somethin

[FireboltEric_MA]

Here at G.M.D. Computrack..."We're Not Happy Till You're Not Happy"

[gmdboston]

Pete, tell the Triumph test ride story


Oh & the rental car story.

No, not that one, the other one.... no, the one with the cop.... no, the other one.... no, the other one....
Aw fuckit, just tell all of em, we've got all winter

Triumph test ride, before:





After:

[scottieducati]

Thank god I never let you ride my 675. Too much bad karma.

Pete: Oh you know those racer types, some of the guys at the track are a funny bunch, they'll pay for something with a credit card -- wont' work -- oh, hey, uh, sorry, um...

Then he realized he was talking to a friend of mine, and I am squarely in the "racer types" category... haha

[gmdboston]

Thank god I never let you ride my 675. Too much bad karma.

Pete: Oh you know those racer types, some of the guys at the track are a funny bunch, they'll pay for something with a credit card -- wont' work -- oh, hey, uh, sorry, um...

Then he realized he was talking to a friend of mine, and I am squarely in the "racer types" category... haha

I call it "Credit Card Roulette"

[Kurlon]

Why do I get the feeling I'll be the butt of a few more PK Gems if I do secure a YZ400F/YZ426F and drag it down there for help with a MonoGP conversion?

I should pull my GS500E forks and get them down there to have you braze up and re-drill the damping rods so I can stop using liquefied asphalt for fork oil. The left leg likes to push the 30w sludge right out of the top past the fork cap despite new o-rings and lots of swearing... What's the appropriate PKism for that? Something about infected shafts no doubt... : )

[Awesome]

I'm kinda worried....do you think she'll be alright? I mean...she just met the guy a couple hours ago and she's just out in Daytona alone with him?

PK - "She's with racers, she'll be fine. Maybe a little pregnant, but overall, just fine."

[OreoGaborio]

After:

"What the fuck do I wanna buy a wrecked Daytona for?"

[Paul_E_D]

Man, that daytona looks 20 years dated already... That was a klunker of a design. Thanks for takin that one out Pete. It had to be done!

[GixerJockey]

Whose Daytona was it?

[gmdboston]

I'm kinda worried....do you think she'll be alright? I mean...she just met the guy a couple hours ago and she's just out in Daytona alone with him?

PK - "She's with racers, she'll be fine. Maybe a little pregnant, but overall, just fine."

I just pee'd a little. Takes me back to Oct. '05, that was great. Almost as good as Deb's melt down.........

[GMAN226]

....for that kind of treatment the trailer better be on it's side with the wheel spinning on a busted bearing, squeaking away, with the cat waving a white flag.... alas the squeaky wheel is born... That was a full bottle of Grey Goose night....

It was ok to be captain wash tank when there was vodka involved...

[Paul_E_D]

Whose Daytona was it?

Haha! Dealer bike. Was it Great Bay?

[gmdboston]

Haha! Dealer bike. Was it Great Bay?

Triumph N.A.

[SVRACER01]

"you know what they say about those TL/RCs....they may be heavy but at least theyre slow."