Need a good prank

[Pittenger5]

Ok, so my mother just got me with a stupid prank, had my cousin call up and said someone racked up 3500 bucks on my credit card, had me going for a bit. (Since they had my address and other stuff). So now I need a good one to get back at her, I was thinking of setting the house on fire, but all my stuffs in there so that wont work. I need something non-destructive (no sugar in the gas tank). Any ideas?

[SSearchVT]

Use the power of the internet to your advantage - sign her up for every free sample you can find. Erectile disfunction, incontinance, the book of Mormon, etc...

[1/2pint]

i got a text from a guy i do work with the text read. i hear you got robbed last night..


Robber said give him your cell or a blow job......


i see you still have your cell ...........


good work


kind of lame and not for your mom but still good non the less

[bigred875]

if she likes sugar in her coffee...the old swap with salt is always funny

[xbubbax]

check out this place mabie it will help u

Funny Pranks

[ZX-12R]

Get on her computer and close all the open windows so only the desktop is showing. Hit print screen to save a picture copy of the desktop. Open up MSPAINT, past the picture in, and save it. Then set the saved picture as her background and delete all the icons off her desktop. Make sure to move the task bar to the right side of the screen and hide it. If she isn't very computer savy, she will be stumped for a long time.

[Pittenger5]

Oh man, thats a good one, shes a computer moron

[bigred875]

Get on her computer and close all the open windows so only the desktop is showing. Hit print screen to save a picture copy of the desktop. Open up MSPAINT, past the picture in, and save it. Then set the saved picture as her background and delete all the icons off her desktop. Make sure to move the task bar to the right side of the screen and hide it. If she isn't very computer savy, she will be stumped for a long time.

thats great...

[Jim]

Get on her computer and close all the open windows so only the desktop is showing. Hit print screen to save a picture copy of the desktop. Open up MSPAINT, past the picture in, and save it. Then set the saved picture as her background and delete all the icons off her desktop. Make sure to move the task bar to the right side of the screen and hide it. If she isn't very computer savy, she will be stumped for a long time.

did that a month ago at work

a co-worker popped out all the keys on a keyboard and alphabetized it

[Jim]

also, many video cards allow display rotation. rotating the screen 180 degrees always causes confusion

[TheIglu]

Bag. Poop. Fire. Doorstep.

[Pittenger5]

I live at home, Id have to put out my own prank and end up with dookie on my shoe

[Jim]

how about a bumper sticker on the car?

[TheIglu]

I live at home, Id have to put out my own prank and end up with dookie on my shoe

You live at home?

I guess the joke is on you, huh.

[Pittenger5]

Yah, my life is just one huge joke. Ive accepted that.

[OreoGaborio]

Get on her computer and close all the open windows so only the desktop is showing. Hit print screen to save a picture copy of the desktop. Open up MSPAINT, past the picture in, and save it. Then set the saved picture as her background and delete all the icons off her desktop. Make sure to move the task bar to the right side of the screen and hide it. If she isn't very computer savy, she will be stumped for a long time.

Oh man, I'm totally doing that to my supervisor

[Pittenger5]

Just as a note, you dont need to delete the icons, in one of the options menus where you change the background and stuff, theres a "hide all icons" button, so at least its easy to fix everything when the jokes over

[Jim]

windows XP Pro you can right click the desktop to Hide Icons

[ChrisNoF4i]

You live at home?

I guess the joke is on you, huh.

I live at home too. It feels nice.

[Pittenger5]

The best part is the magic fridge fairy that fills the fridge with food every week. I like that part

[bump909]

pepper spray on her car door handles.

[dhuze]

Get on her computer and close all the open windows so only the desktop is showing. Hit print screen to save a picture copy of the desktop. Open up MSPAINT, past the picture in, and save it. Then set the saved picture as her background and delete all the icons off her desktop. Make sure to move the task bar to the right side of the screen and hide it. If she isn't very computer savy, she will be stumped for a long time.

I do that to my secretary all the time. Then when she leaves the room I put it back. So far she has no idea. Plus using the "hide desktop icons" makes it a quick fix so I dont get caught.

[Jim]

I looked into installing pcAnywhere on a desktop, so I could move the mouse on them when they were trying to use the computer

[Cheese]

Take all the drawers out of her dresser, turn the dresser upside down, then reinstall all the drawers. Now flip the dresser back right side up.

As soon as she opens the first drawer everything will fall out. The remaining drawers she will study and wonder how you managed to get everything put in there upside down folded exactly as she left them.

[Cheese]

If she drinks canned soda, grab an empty and cut the bottom ring out of it. Take a full can and punch a hole in the bottom to drain the liquid. Refill it with something obviously not her favorite soda (like oh say, salt water) then use silicone to attach the cut piece to the bottom of the can sealing the hole. The top will be intact so most likely she will pop the top like normal and take a good swig.