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    silly texans

    school will be closing and warnings all over the TV for temperatures reaching below freezing

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    today its like 40 and i see winter coats everywhere....

    global warming ey?

    Buahahahahahaha

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    Re: silly texans

    hahahah suckas

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    Re: silly texans

    where's my souvenir asshole!

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    Re: silly texans

    Look jim i have to be 100% honest with you right now

    its probably not going to happen

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    Re: silly texans

    our corporate office is in Memphis and they are in a panic and closing because they are getting snow.

    Does this mean my office can close every time we get snow?

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    Re: silly texans

    yeah they had a special report on the news last night

    the warnings were

    dont wear shorts or t shirts
    school busses will be strated at 4am so that they are properly warmed up for the kids
    hypothermia sets in in 40 degree weather so be sure you are prepared for temps below that
    schools will turn the heat up
    careful of CO when turning up furnaces
    and in the event the temps hit below 20 schools will close

    HAHAHAHAHA

    this is a normal days for us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    our corporate office is in Memphis and they are in a panic and closing because they are getting snow.

    Does this mean my office can close every time we get snow?
    It really baffles me that global WARMING could do this

    and that there really are parts of the country that are ill prepared for their version of snow which is like at the most 6 inches that melts in a couple days....

    you should have seen the news report about how ice forms

    now that made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBKromz View Post
    i told you the other day about your expectations

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    Re: silly texans

    you need to change your user name

    something like SuckyFriend, SoldMyR1, or Homo_On_A_Hyper

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBKromz View Post
    you need to change your user name

    something like AwesomeFriend, SoldMyR1, or Homo_On_A_Hyper
    the first 2 yeah i could see that

    but the 3rd?

    hell the fact that its not a gixxa says it all

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    That was seriously a news report? WOW

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    Re: silly texans

    Yup

    went to the mall the other night and i couldnt believe how many people were in shorts and t shirts like it was 70 out

    hell i was wearing a sweatshirt and it was still kinda chilly.

    i dont typically grab a jacket til below 20

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    Re: silly texans

    Oh I know, I live in a freshmen building because I'm an RA and these stupid people go outside in tanks and shorts when there is snow everywhere. Um HELLO!?!

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    Re: silly texans

    Quote Originally Posted by DBKromz View Post
    where's my souvenir asshole!
    your souvenir asshole? Aren't you a big enough asshole on your own?

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    Re: silly texans

    I went to Iowa once and almost no one there could surf, what a bunch of cunts. lol

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    Re: silly texans

    yeah but in NE its different

    most of us are happy to see 40 degrees plus mid winter

    down here its like they dont even register temperature

    we can handle shorts mid winter its what we do

    down here they need news reports to warn them about the cold...

    just thought you would all get a good laugh

    we really are tougher in New England

    bunch of pansies down here.

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    Re: silly texans

    And as far as Texas and cold is concerned, they shut down cities when it snows a little or they have freezing rain, since their DPWs aren't equipped to handle it. No salt and sand supplies.

    My mom lives just south of San Antonio and there was one event a few years back where every highway in SA was considered closed when they had something like 1200 accidents in the span of 1 hour.

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    nope they have sand

    they have code officers driving around telling people that its illegal to run their sprinkler systems when the temps are below 32 or if they are going to drop

    just odd seeing as how last year this time i was wearing shorts in cali and got home to freezing weather

    this year i left a friggin blizzard and expected warmer weather and its still fucking cold

    sumbitch

    it better be warm when i get home

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    Wow this almost makes me proud to be from New England? As much as I hate the winter YAY I can drive/dress in it!

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    If you pick me up a Texan pint glass i'll pay ya for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stegosaurous View Post
    If you pick me up a Texan pint glass i'll pay ya for it
    I can look into it

    havent gone out much

    we plan on spending the weekend in downtown dallas so i am sure ill find somethin

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxersixxer View Post
    Oh I know, I live in a freshmen building because I'm an RA and these stupid people go outside in tanks and shorts when there is snow everywhere. Um HELLO!?!
    make sure you wear a jacket New Chick. I dont want you to possibly damage the health of jim III

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    Jim i asked you about "condoms to go"

    how can you afford these things?

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    We're having a girl asshole. Her name will not be GimIII

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