Wine or water?

[MissTwisties]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

[nilez]

Im vino veritas!!!

[markbvt]

Or there's always the classic WC Fields quote: "I never drink water, fish fuck in it."

--mark

[ZX-12R]

(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

I love how the interwebs makes 2 completely unrelated items become one in the same.

[Doc]

I am SOOO drunk right now....

[DucDave]

Also from WC Fields,

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

[KillBill]

I like your rationale

[richw]

Boil my wort please