Fun with Mother Nature!

[CEO]

I hit a bird with my front tire while accelerating hard on an on-ramp. I think he misjudged my closing speed as he tried to fly across the ramp and I fuckin nailed him with my front tire. I'm sure he died.

I'm lucky he hasn't higher or it would have damaged me and/or the bike.

[stoinkythepig]

My old man rode for 40 years. One day about 10 years ago he hit his first bird ever on the way out to Marcus Dairy. He hit another one just as he got there and hit a 3rd one on the way home. (3 IN 1 DAY!!) Never hit another bird again!

I got hit by secondary (not direct hits) lightning bolts twice in 5 minutes on my bike last year. One bolt struck the railing on a bridge I was crossing and I got hit in the left shoulder. I was reaching for the left handgrip at the time, having just wiped my visor with my finger squeegee, and the bolt jumped from my hand onto the handlebar. I don't know where it went from there, but the bike was not damaged. Scared the crap out of me and hurt like hell. 5 minutes later, I had just about come to a stop in my driveway when lightning struck my drinking water well head about 30 feet away. Electricity arced from my boots to the pavement as I was putting my feet down. That hurt too and I nearly dropped the bike. I'm kinda skittish during thunderstorms now.

[schleppy]

Jesus!

[stoinkythepig]

Jesus!

Might wanna be careful there.... Just sayin'










ZAP!

[schleppy]

lol

[OreoGaborio]

I got hit by secondary (not direct hits) lightning bolts twice in 5 minutes on my bike last year. One bolt struck the railing on a bridge I was crossing and I got hit in the left shoulder. I was reaching for the left handgrip at the time, having just wiped my visor with my finger squeegee, and the bolt jumped from my hand onto the handlebar. I don't know where it went from there, but the bike was not damaged. Scared the crap out of me and hurt like hell. 5 minutes later, I had just about come to a stop in my driveway when lightning struck my drinking water well head about 30 feet away. Electricity arced from my boots to the pavement as I was putting my feet down. That hurt too and I nearly dropped the bike. I'm kinda skittish during thunderstorms now.

damn one-uppers

[wingerdor]

I got hit by secondary (not direct hits) lightning bolts twice in 5 minutes on my bike last year. One bolt struck the railing on a bridge I was crossing and I got hit in the left shoulder. I was reaching for the left handgrip at the time, having just wiped my visor with my finger squeegee, and the bolt jumped from my hand onto the handlebar. I don't know where it went from there, but the bike was not damaged. Scared the crap out of me and hurt like hell. 5 minutes later, I had just about come to a stop in my driveway when lightning struck my drinking water well head about 30 feet away. Electricity arced from my boots to the pavement as I was putting my feet down. That hurt too and I nearly dropped the bike. I'm kinda skittish during thunderstorms now.

Holy Crap dude! Note to self: (Don't stand or ride near stoinkythepig!)

[ThisBitch]

well if a girl is gonna pull over and shake the baby feeders...

oink oink

Holy shit, you're totally THAT GUY in Laconia or any other bike rally screaming "SHOW US WHERE BABIES FEED!!!!"

[Omahastylin16]

Holy shit, you're totally THAT GUY in Laconia or any other bike rally screaming "SHOW US WHERE BABIES FEED!!!!"

you're that girl screaming "LICK ME WHERE I PEE!!"