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Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    I had a civic race me from a stoplight in my escort wagon. The sad part is I won, while drinking Mcdonalds vanilla shake

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Quote Originally Posted by IceKream View Post
    i haven't had anyone try to race me.. not that i go fast at all.. but ppl see a ponytail sticking out and want to stay along side of me.. which i HATE...bc they aren't paying attention to whats in front of them but pointing like doush bags saying "OO its a chickkk"... all i need is for the car to drift where they are pointing.. i just try to not pay them any attention...
    I totally know how you feel. Happens to me all the time too

    On another note... if you see them coming up on you that fast.. move over?
    A good rider is constantly in the know of his/her surroundings. Less surprises=less chance of a crash.

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Extremely often, especially being a girl. But like you said, it is very simple to beat a car, just don't go so fast that you end up traveling into the next state....

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    You could always take a page out of Johnny Tran's book.


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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    my hour long commute to Fall River on rte 24 almost always ended in a race. In fact, it was often always the same douche in a silver mercedes. Be safe out there folks....

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    I had a Jerk-Off on a motorcycle try racing me once

    I was riding my SV650 at about a +15 pace once when I came up behind an old UJM on a straight, legal passing zone, he was probably riding at a -5 pace but when I got right beside him, the rider decided to show me what a 20year old I-4 ujm could do, who cares, I manintained my +15 pace and in the next corner, he parked it and I went flying by

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    I was on a single lane back road yesterday doing 35 (in a 30) and the car behind me decides I wasn't going fast enough and passes me over double yellow lines with a car coming around the curve in the other direction. When I looked to the side while the car was passing me I was expecting to see a young kid driving the car, and almost shit myself when I saw how old the driver was... It was a 65 year old lady

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Quote Originally Posted by jmer24 View Post
    almost shit myself when I saw how old the driver was... It was a 65 year old lady
    You got Grannied? That's awesome!!!

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Last year I was out with my buddy just cruising down 125 south from haverhill. We were just getting to the andover line I believe when my buddy honks and as I was about to check my mirror something caught my eye on my right. I looked and almostswerved into oncoming traffic. This stupid b17<# in a sedan was squeezing by me close enough to touch, on my right, on a single lane road. She wasn't some young ditz either, I'm talking about some on around there 50s. I was so in awe all I could do was stare as she went past, then honk and give her a huge angry finger. We caght up to her at the next light two she hadn't even gone any faster and acted like nothing had happened...

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    If you ride a V-Strom this happens all the time!
    I was riding the KZ550 so it was a close race

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    i think only 2 cars have tried to race me. one was some Subaru Outback with a bunch of people in it... so that was a no. and some guy in his pretty little corvette tried to race me.... ended up watching him get pulled over for burning out. kinda funny. but nothing on the high way. although i see this lambo every now and then, and im always trying to race them. but they never budge. i would love to race that car

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    I was out on my Ninja ZX-450RRrr motorcross R race bike trackbike when a guys in a TURBO ferrari did a wheelie to show he wanted to race. Naturally I immediatley upshifted like 3 gears and we raced to at least 190-220mph and I beat him twice. I even put my bike in reverse to flash my reverse lights (it doesn't actually go into reverse gear when you do this above 30mph) and his model bitch fat girlfriend started to flash me and offered me a blow job.

    It was awesome

    Sometimes you gotta show em' wussup! I've been thinking about takin it to the track, but don't want to buy leathers n shit...besides it costs a couple hundy, so street racing is so much cheaper!

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    had a kid in an integra try to race me on the vstrom tonite to impress his girl or something....needless to say when i was looking back at him in a straight up wheelie, i could see his ego rapidly depleting! lol

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Theres a few kids in town who have street bikes. Not real riders, just stupid young kids who only have the bike until they crash it. You all know the type. I've had a few of them pull up along side me as I'm going with or above the speed of traffic, and they want to race.

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Quote Originally Posted by whynot View Post
    Recently a FEDEX truck wanted to race me to the next light.


    I think it's pretty obvious why he wanted to race




    Quote Originally Posted by Sportygurl131 View Post
    hmm a few of us had an interesting run in with a subaru on 95n



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    Quote Originally Posted by jmer24 View Post
    I was on a single lane back road yesterday doing 35 (in a 30) and the car behind me decides I wasn't going fast enough and passes me over double yellow lines with a car coming around the curve in the other direction. When I looked to the side while the car was passing me I was expecting to see a young kid driving the car, and almost shit myself when I saw how old the driver was... It was a 65 year old lady



    Quite frankly the most impressive thing about this story is the fact you know her exact age without even seeing her license....impressive. You should join a circus..


    Quote Originally Posted by customfighterer View Post
    had a kid in an integra try to race me on the vstrom tonite to impress his girl or something....needless to say when i was looking back at him in a straight up wheelie, i could see his ego rapidly depleting! lol


    Yeah, I know what ya mean...I usually sqaush peoples ego by racing them through some twistys. One time I did it while I was slabbing it, i pulled up next to this cage and banged it off my limiter to get his attention, chopped the throttle, dropped a gear and I was gone in a blink, finally got to an offramp and came in too hot....almost binned the damn thing but I managed to pull it through and get the job done, all the while making this 23 yr old cager look like a dirty fool
    because...welll....I just pity a fool, especially when I'm playing on 1 wheel...

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    Re: Any Jerk-Offs In Cars Want To Race You?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    If you ride a V-Strom this happens all the time!


    Not just kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by customfighterer View Post
    had a kid in an integra try to race me on the vstrom tonite to impress his girl or something....needless to say when i was looking back at him in a straight up wheelie, i could see his ego rapidly depleting! lol
    hahah. guess you're right!

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