Would sux ...................
PS I need a good ass kicking
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
Originally posted by Stoneman
I'm itchin' to ride. PLANNING on gettin' up & washing the beast. HOPEFULLY leaving from my place (Center Barnstead) by 11:00, at the latest...
I have absolutely no clue where I'm going or how long I'll be. It may turn out to be just a coupla hours, it may turn out to be 'til night. I dunno...
Hell, I don't even know if I'll be on the road by 11:00. Then again, I may get up extra early. Again, I dunno...
I'm always skeptical about riding with people I don't know. So I guess I'll lay down some quick guidelines in case there's any takers...
Here's how I ride with a group:
-However the fuckin' mood suits me. If I don't feel like passing 23 cages in one whack, I don't. If I DO feel like it, I do...
-If ya start passing like a fuckin' idiot, you're on your own. We'll stop, I'll tell you to fuck off and you'll be on your way...
-If you ride like a fuckin' idiot, again you're on your own. See above...
-I don't like people trying to show others up. If we're not going fast enough, tough shit. Find someone else to go ride with...
-If we're going too fast for you, chill the fuck out. We'll wait when we need to. Don't be a hero and try to keep up if it's not your style...
-I don't like people riding next to me. If you start showing me your front tire, we're pulling over and I'm smashing you in the face with my helmet...
-I don't like people riding up my ass. Start that, see above...
-I stop whenever I damn well feel like it. And I'll have more than one smoke when I do, maybe even pull a one-hitter. I get back on the road when I'm damn good & ready...
-I have a bladder like a schoolgirl. Jay (hessogood), don't get excited. It only means if we stop to rehydrate, I'll be making a piss stop soon thereafter...
-My bike's a PIG. We'll be stopping for petrol every 100 miles or so...
Now let's have fun, damnit!that you for writing up my new group ride rules..lol
Originally Posted by ThisBitch
Originally posted by Stoneman
I STILL can't figure out why no one showed up for my little jaunt...
There never was a ride planned. If anyone showed up for the ride they would've been given a paint brush and put to work...or got a helmet to the face for their troubles.
I hope you would've atleast shared theand the
if the paint brush was chosen over the helmet.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
HAHA! Nah, just wanted to make sure any FNG's that may have showed up knew where I was coming from...Originally posted by mikeb
maybe cause it sounded like you just wanted an excuse to kick someones ass!
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
Sure there was! Originally planned to leave my place at 11:00. Got pushed off a few hours 'cuzza painting. Ended up washing my bike around 2:30 and heading out. Pretty much as advertised...Originally posted by wylee
If any one showed up, we woulda went riding. If any one got a helmet to the face, it woulda been there own fault!Originally posted by wylee
If anyone showed up for the ride they would've been given a paint brush and put to work...or got a helmet to the face for their troubles.
I hope you would've atleast shared the
And yes, I share...
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
Originally posted by Stoneman
Sure there was! Originally planned to leave my place at 11:00. Got pushed off a few hours 'cuzza painting. Ended up washing my bike around 2:30 and heading out. Pretty much as advertised...
If any one showed up, we woulda went riding. If any one got a helmet to the face, it woulda been there own fault!
And yes, I share...
Who do you know that opens his house to a bunch of ass holes . every year after year .. Any one who says other is full of shit .
I allways got your back brother Jay ........................
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
Originally posted by beet
Who do you know that opens his house to a bunch of ass holes . every year after year .. Any one who says other is full of shit .
I allways got your back brother Jay ........................
The Stoneman must be alright...he rides a TL
beet,
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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