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[daviid]

so i have 3 questions for you johnny b

1) how many gnomes are your collection currently
2) how many do you put out every weekend]
3) what kind of setup time does this require

[Johnny B]

so i have 3 questions for you johnny b

1) how many gnomes are your collection currently?
2) how many do you put out every weekend?
3) what kind of setup time does this require?

1.) About 55-60 in the collection now.
2.) At a normal event, I put out about 20-30 of them. About 20 of them not suitable for the pit wall. (Too small or fragile.) I cool it a little for Penguin and the Classic, go all out for vintage.
3.) About 5 minutes to unpack them at the beginning of an event and to repack at the end of an event. It takes me about 20-30 minutes altogether to set up my station on Friday evening with the EZ UP, ballast buckets, chairs, getting the fence for the chicane and setting the cones after Penguin.

[OreoGaborio]

So far, doing a search for "Gnome Sex" turned up this and this.

[Johnny B]

Check out the thong Mel gave me!



Look closer!

[Johnny B]

Thank you to Jen and Alex for the cool "Chillin' with my Gnomies" hat. Also to Wanda, who while cleaning out her old office, came across the appreciation plaque that Nick (The "Rolling Gnome") never collected at the banquet after he retired as the Starter in 2006. Still waiting for Doc Lamire's answer to the Marine gnome, plus Gary Elkins of Gastonia, NC is planning to send me a N.Y. Yankees gnome.
I was a little low key on Saturday, but after Tom Blanchette saw the little guys and heard my explanation, he liked them and I added some more on Sunday.

[Doc]

Sorry Johnny, I forgot him at home. Next race weekend, Promise.

[Johnny B]

Here's a nice game you can play. Shoot the guy holding the tomato. He looks like he's pregnant!

[-jro-]

Hahaha you're welcome Johnny, I saw the hat and couldn't resist Gonna miss you and the gang, have a great season!

[Johnny B]

The two latest donations from Adam Clark and Heath Smith:

This fat bastard weighs in at 51.5 pounds!



And this little number, who I decided to put to work. Thanks to Lynne and Lori for the tip signs.



Also, my #1 Gnome supporter, Barbara Ann Wood, gave me this one for my birthday. To date she has given me seven gnomes!



I was talking to Big Mike, owner of Vanson Leathers, down at Barber last week. He told me to send pics and some copy about "Nick". Watch for him at the Vanson website real soon!

[Johnny B]

Did anybody else go to that rally in Washington last weekend? I looked around, but I didn't see any of you!

[Garandman]

Any other pics?

Or are there gnomemore....

[Johnny B]

Any other pics?

Or are there gnomemore....

Off season. I only post as the family grows. They're all hibernating in the garage right now.

[Johnny B]

Doug Donelan (USCRA #82) Photochopped me for a classic album cover today. JRo or Kerry, recognize the gnome on the right?

[brady]

you realize 90% of those here are younger than that album, right?

[Johnny B]

you realize 90% of those here are younger than that album, right?

O.K., then here's the original side by side with the 'chop.

[Johnny B]

I need to have a pointy red hat made up for the little green guy. Any ideas?

[butcher bergs]

Jimmy Jumpstart has a new dunce cap. Will that do?

[Jim]

Jimmy Jumpstart has a new dunce cap. Will that do?

[Johnny B]

Any ideas where I can fit this at the track?

[ThisBitch]

Put it in the split. Would make blowing 3 more interesting.

[Johnny B]

Put it in the split. Would make blowing 3 more interesting.

Is "blowing" an intentional pun?

[Johnny B]

Stuff I got for Christmas.

The Parrothead Gnome.....



Damn Squirrels.....



Appearing at the 2012 Loudon Classic.....

[Johnny B]

One other thing while this thread is out of hibernation, I am looking for the elusive Cheeseburger Eating Gnome.
It seems that the only place that sells them is in Great Britain. Linky. Westfalia won't ship to the United States
unless the order is at least £150, so I've been trying to find a contact over there that could get one and send
it to me. I've got two feelers out so far, but no answer.

Anybody?

[Johnny B]

Special thanks to "Doc" Lemire for the latest addition!

[Johnny B]