Kurlon's GS

[Pittenger5]

Heres the thread for your suggestions what to do with it if he brings it to the track again without the intent of selling it. Lets get creative, and make it fun for me. Sure setting it on fire would be fun, but it would def need to involve Smores and/or hot dogs.

I vote we hang it from the Nascar sign thing in the infield. Maybe fill the tank up with VP and use it like a piñata.

[obsolete]

Ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost.... ghost ride the whip!

[scottieducati]

hang it up on a noose and then chop the front end off with a giant guillotine.

[obsolete]

Weld the capliper to the rotor,

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

Drag it Upside Down Behind a Truck down 93 to Lowell Then trade if for some crack rocks. Then Smoke thse crack rocks

[Kurlon]

You're all just scared that if I learn to be fast on it, it'll be more embarrassing than being passed by BJ... It's ok to talk about your feelings, let it out, you'll feel better afterwards.

[GixerJockey]

Photograph it with multiple naked women on it, and threaten to send said photos to Kurlon's wife.

[Pittenger5]

Photograph it with multiple naked women on it, and threaten to send said photos to Kurlon's wife.

I like this one ... I wonder if we can get the pregnant waitress involved.

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

I like this one ... I wonder if we can get the pregnant waitress involved.

+1

And some crack Rock too?

[GixerJockey]

I like this one ... I wonder if we can get the pregnant waitress involved.

Good idea... And afterwords, we can take turns trying to poke dents into the top of her baby's head.

[Pittenger5]

+1

And some crack Rock too?

Cmon you know pregnant waitress knows where we can score some.

[seth399]

jizz in the gas tank...







then sit around smoking crack rocks telling funny stories

[qkathanagsxxa]

I vote we find a buch of used diapers duct tape them to the bike, for Kurlon to ride it all while video taping it and putting it up on youtube for the world to see. Just saying.

[Kurlon]

Wow, this derailed quickly...

Edit: Nevermind, back on topic, kinda...

[Pittenger5]

Maybe we can contract Tricky Mike to use his Tricky Mike powers to make it into the shape of a gnome for Johnny Bs collection.

[Tricky Mike]

That would make for one ugly gnome.

["Dangerous" Dan K]

If Kurlon never races the GS again how's he going to get me back for last weekend?

[Pittenger5]

LWSM.

Or a well placed shiv

["Dangerous" Dan K]

It'll have to be LWSM, because of the two of us I'm the only one walking around with a broken brake lever in my pocket at the races last I checked.

[Doc]

$5 a wack with a sledge hammer for the injured riders fund!!!

[CEO]

Just give it to scottie in the back section of the track...

[lrrs313]

Use it and a couple sheets of plywood to make a ramp and jump it with the motards? Possibly combine this with the VP gas and fire ideas for a really good time.

[butcher bergs]

I want to race it at least once before it finally goes.

[Sheppo]

Hey if you bastards are going to rash out Kurlons GS... it's slow, I'm fat...we're a perfect match I'll take it !

[seth399]

Use it and a couple sheets of plywood to make a ramp and jump it with the motards? Possibly combine this with the VP gas and fire ideas for a really good time.