I am going to start carrying a brick in my tank bag.

**Quigs** · 07-09-10, 07:30 PM

So that I can pull up along side the next ignorant, cell-phone toting dickbag that cuts me off, and throw it through their window.

That is all.

R7 · 07-09-10, 07:38 PM

Marbles are easier to carry

**OreoGaborio** · 07-09-10, 07:40 PM

Your profile says your a weapons engineer... can't ya come up with anything cooler than a fuckin brick?

How bout some kinda crazy ray gun that turns them into Carrot Top or somethin?

**-jro-** · 07-09-10, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by R7

Marbles are easier to carry

ball bearings, fishing weights, or you can go old school and carry a getback whip

but those are kinda

damn, that smilie is just so appropriate too!

**Quigs** · 07-09-10, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by R7

Marbles are easier to carry

True, but nothing says "Go fuck yourself" quite like a brick. Except, perhaps, a giant hornet's nest or something but that would be a bitch to carry around all the time.

**Quigs** · 07-09-10, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by OreoGaborio

Your profile says your a weapons engineer... can't ya come up with anything cooler than a fuckin brick?

How bout some kinda crazy ray gun that turns them into Carrot Top or somethin?

The ones I work on are slightly, uh, bigger than a brick would be. I'd probably get in some kind of trouble if I took out a Wal-Mart in my zest to show Joe Tourist how I feel about his driving skills.

**AHAMAYs2** · 07-09-10, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Quigs

The ones I work on are slightly, uh, bigger than a brick would be. I'd probably get in some kind of trouble if I took out a Wal-Mart in my zest to show Joe Tourist how I feel about his driving skills.

Just plain Epic!

**nt650hawk** · 07-09-10, 09:19 PM

Carbonfiber knuckles work well.
2X Last year.
They, Passing me on the highway in the left lane while i'm inthe middle of the right lane. Then turning right, into me while I am at their side view mirror.

GET THE F OFF THE PHONE A HOLE.

**breakdirt916** · 07-09-10, 09:41 PM

what happened?

**sharkfinn** · 07-09-10, 09:46 PM

What are you going to carry for the as*holes that throw there cigarettes out the window while you are behind them? I got hit with 2 out of 3 yesterday.

**nt650hawk** · 07-09-10, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by sharkfinn

What are you going to carry for the as*holes that throw there cigarettes out the window while you are behind them? I got hit with 2 out of 3 yesterday.

I wish I could catch them then thow it lit on their lap.

**Pestilence** · 07-09-10, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by nt650hawk

They, Passing me on the highway in the left lane while i'm inthe middle of the right lane. Then turning right, into me while I am at their side view mirror.

Go faster than everyone else.. problem solved.

**nt650hawk** · 07-09-10, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Go faster than everyone else.. problem solved.

YEA.... Kate, My wife says I drive like an old lady.

**customfighterer** · 07-10-10, 12:29 AM

post pics of said bricks thru windows and resulting carnage!

i have a couple friends that mount hammers and retractable batons . . . and one with a fucking samurai sword, on their bikes. that'll get the job done.

**DuncanMoto** · 07-10-10, 12:40 AM

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How about paint ball turrets mounted in your fairing?
Perhapse some sulfuric acid filled paint balls?

**Spooler** · 07-10-10, 06:11 AM

I was thinking of strapping a tactical baton to my left leg. Snap it open, tap the window. If they don't back off put it right through.

**csmutty** · 07-10-10, 06:50 AM

Now if you could make these accurate...

YouTube- Motorcycle with built-in rocket launcher firing !

**Garandman** · 07-10-10, 07:00 AM

Stebel Nautilus....

**Half Squid** · 07-10-10, 07:22 AM

I like the paintball gun idea with the turret mounted somewhere off the front fairing like in an air duct hidden. Looks like a camera, but packs a punch! Fill those puppies with brake fluid or acidic mix of some sort!

I have heard and also like the ball bearings or fishing weights! Pull out in front of them, reach into your tank bag and gently loft them up over your head. Cant prove you did it if they dont see your movement. I myself would like the satisfaction of seeing their face when that shit breaks their windshield!

**darkduc7** · 07-10-10, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by csmutty

Now if you could make these accurate...

YouTube- Motorcycle with built-in rocket launcher firing !

that guy is my freaking hero!

**The Snowman** · 07-10-10, 10:00 AM

Is it just me, or does the number of douchebags grow every year?

It seems that everywhere you look, they're failing to look.

**KillBill** · 07-10-10, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by DuncanMoto

Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry9000/4.6.0.297 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102)

How about paint ball turrets mounted in your fairing?
Perhapse some sulfuric acid filled paint balls?

I like that

**markbvt** · 07-10-10, 10:25 AM

I've heard of people carrying a pocketful of pennies or, better yet, used spark plugs. Just pull ahead of the asshole in question, reach into your pocket, extract a handful, and chuck them over your shoulder.

I also like the retractable baton idea. Might have to get one of those...

--mark

**CBR929RE** · 07-10-10, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Quigs

The ones I work on are slightly, uh, bigger than a brick would be. I'd probably get in some kind of trouble if I took out a Wal-Mart in my zest to show Joe Tourist how I feel about his driving skills.

Walmarts are a dime a dozen, no harm no foul there.

**Garandman** · 07-10-10, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by 07BladeRider

Is it just me, or does the number of douchebags grow every year?

It seems that everywhere you look, they're failing to look.

Riders been saying this for 30 years: but won't wear hi-viz.

I am going to start carrying a brick in my tank bag.

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