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my mailman is an effing pussy

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    "5 FEB STAIRS COVERED IN ICE UNSAFE!"
    "6 FEB SAME"
    -note written on my mail for the last 2 days...(when i didn't get any mail delivered)

    um... unless you're running or skipping up and down those stairs they're fine assmunch. nevermind that there are only 5 steps and there is a railing there.

    so its "through rain, snow, sleet, dead of night...." but not ice eh?

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    Eh...its better than him climbing up your stairs, falling down, and suing you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    Eh...its better than him climbing up your stairs, falling down, and suing you.

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    Ya,... just be happy this guys only a fag and not a sue happy fag...otherwise he'd be owning those front stairs. Dickheads sue now a days for looking at them the wrong way.

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    Think about it for a second, if your mailman/lady has 300 stops and has to go up 300 sets of ice covered steps, he/she is at 300% more risk of slipping and falling on ice. Trust me, the last thing the mailman/lady wants to do is lug your mail around for another day..but they have to considder their safty and the post office rules.
    My mother is a mail carrier, she usually gets home nice and early after snowstorms because people don't clear a way to the mail box, so it cuts her stops in half.

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    So why is this mailman bitching,... he could cut his day short and spend the rest of the time swilling down some brews at the nearest bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smf View Post
    -note written on my mail for the last 2 days...(when i didn't get any mail delivered)
    How did he write that on your mail when you didn't get any delivered? Am I the only one confused by here?

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    I'm cornfused 'cause this thread had 6 replies and 3 views when I opened it...... How in the fuck does that happen??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    How did he write that on your mail when you didn't get any delivered? Am I the only one confused by here?
    I had to read his post 3 times and was still confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    How did he write that on your mail when you didn't get any delivered? Am I the only one confused by here?
    he held onto it and wrote msgs on one of my bank statements for each of the days he didn't deliver it.

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    oh. and the simple fact that he could sue me is absurd (you can imagine what i think of 99% of the lawsuits people file today).

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    Beep...Beep!!


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    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    Quote Originally Posted by smf View Post
    "5 FEB STAIRS COVERED IN ICE UNSAFE!"
    "6 FEB SAME"
    -note written on my mail for the last 2 days...(when i didn't get any mail delivered)

    um... unless you're running or skipping up and down those stairs they're fine assmunch. nevermind that there are only 5 steps and there is a railing there.

    so its "through rain, snow, sleet, dead of night...." but not ice eh?
    Get a fuckin' post office box and quit yer bitchin'. You won't have to sand or shovel.

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    my mailman is an effing pussy

    my mail lady wont deliver the mail if she needs to get out of the truck to do it. If there is a car within 5 feet (so she could walk up to the box but not drive) she wont deliver. If I dont shovel the 1 foot of snow that separates my mailbox from the street she wont deliver either.

    I understand it on some circumstances, but I cant help but feel that my mailperson is an overpaid gov't employee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    Beep...Beep!!

    +1000 quit being a dick and clear up the stairs...i do it at my house and it is a HUGE pain in the ass....

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    This is odd because just the other day my mailman THANKED ME, for keeping my walk clear.

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    photoshop!

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